Insects have an evolutionary glitch in their
design which attracts them to the light. This is similiar to the
evolutionary glitch which drives Jesus freaks with low reading
comprehension levels to kill themselves in the name of God.
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If
after 3 months of all-out warfare, my entire military had only
managed to kill one single solitary enemy, I would seriously have
to reconsider my commitment to this ass backwards, intolerant,
illiterate way of living that I have found myself in.
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Teachers
fucking students is getting a little too common. I think it is
time I got serious about continuing my education.
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8BM.com is all about news stories
which piss off the painfully naive.
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Love is when her hormonal induced neurosis
seems insignificant next to her ability to suck the bedspread
up my ass.
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When
you live like the Amish, introducing a gasoline powered vehicle
into their world is like introducing a new species into an ecosystem
where it has no natural enemies.
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No
one should be more concerned about finding your lip than you.
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Thor,
the God of Thunder, according to the official Marvel Universe,
is 6’6 and 640 pounds. Marie is 400 pounds. Thor is 640 because
his bones and skin is like 4 times as dense as a normal human.
He has a legitimate excuse.
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Surely
you've heard of intuition. It's like the Force, except everyone
can use it.
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Prostitutes
are the Gazelle of the Serengeti as far as serial killers are
concerned.
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Medical
physicians warn that such unconventional use of a tooth brush
can lead to serious injuries, such as a perforated bowel.
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Left
with no other option, management now says they will use an electrical
device for a process called electro-ejaculation since the zookeepers
were too pussy to climb into his cage and jerk off the gorilla.
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Little
did the Gods realize, however, that death had little, if any,
jurisdiction over the fate of fools and drunks.
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Many
years ago, modern medicine did away with “intentional”
bloodletting. Well, apparently using “brute strength”
to pry open someone’s eyes after they get glue in them isn’t
going to go out as quietly.
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| With
a track record like India has with ritualistic killings you've
got to nip something like this in the bud before the next train
wreck, flash flood or supernatural monkey creature emerges and
forces you to give it all of your attention. |
