I
feel I have a joyride coming to me in an alien mother ship being
held up because some punk ass heartbroken Bangladeshi can't cope
with being rejected by a chick.
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Why would
creationsist have such a hard time believing that life was created
from "non-living matter"? They already do. What the fuck is dirt?.
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If
I am a betting man, my money is on the fact that the only sexual
positions that Kid Rock hasn't had his way with Pam in are the
ones that are either physically impossible to perform or are limited
to amputees and circus freaks.
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I
could never be an exorcist by profession because what the fuck
is stopping it from deciding to just follow me home?
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Critical thinking
is an exercise in identifying and weighing the gravity of the
subtleties of any particular subject. Unfortunately, conservatives
want no part of that.
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Alcoholics Anonymous is to Jesus Freaks
what still water is to mosquitos.
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Hero logic is
why some people were running towards the World Trade Center while
some people were glad that they had the day off.
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It kills me how native logic can so confidently
connect things like shark attacks and rhino goring to witchcraft
and black magic.
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The great thing about saying that the game
is cheating or the controller is broke is that the more you say
it, the easier it is to believe it.
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My understanding of science is so
limited, the only reason I can give as to why 30 story monsters
don't crawl out of the Pacific and kick Tokyo to pieces is because
if they could, they would've done it by now.
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In case you didn't know beatification is
when a dead person is publicly declared to be in heaven by the
church. Like they have someone in the Vatican that is going to
open a door and take a look.
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The modern day interpretation of Islam has
become so immeshed with various political agendas that the religion
itself and these political aims are virtually inseparable.
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Please. Are you serious? How could
it not? Shit not only with this affect the rest of his life ---
fuck it will define his life.
-on kid who stole a credit card to buy
a penis enlarger
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If India was a person, it would have lupus.
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| That was exactly what happened when God
sent that Asteroid at the Earth that killed off the dinosaurs.
It was to clear the way for the little monkeys he created in his
image to rule the world. |
