The
Archbishop of Calcutta, Henry Sebastian D'Souza, told Reuters he felt the devil might have been attacking Mother Teresa, as
``evil'' tends to attack ``holy people.''
Sucks being holy.
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There
isn't anyone on earth more envious than a man who knows that 1500
people are fucking in a lobby down the street and he isn't invited.
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Spanking
my child when he or she is four will save Karma from having to
do it when they are 49.
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This
was just like what happened to Abraham except this time apparently,
God forgot to say “Sike”.
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Far too often, fundamentalists are just
addicts that just switched addictions.
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When
you side with someone, you inherit their enemies.
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Trailer
trash is about as American as apple pie, but it is awful difficult
to find a way to be patriotic about it.
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Unless
you are the fucking Highlander, what is the point in learning
how to fight with a sword?
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I
don't fuck around with people that hit people with cast-iron skillets.
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Idiots
were put here to make us feel better about ourselves.
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I
know I have said this before but obviously people aren't listening.
When you buy repossessed houses off of public auctions, there
will always be corpses in them.
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One
in 10 people said that they never had sex. We know who you are.
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I
want to hear the stories on CNN of how we hung a few al-Qaida
by their balls from soccer goals until they become Hindus.
Got
any yet?
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Bin
Laden wouldn't be caught dead with dynamite strapped to his chest
in the middle of a flea market. That is what he has you for.
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| Every
spiritual leader worth a damn was considered a blasphemous, no
good, lying heretic before he made it big. |
