Men Tour with Two-Headed Calf Corpse Trying to raise money for a shrine. |
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| Taking money from religious people is like beating retards at checkers. |
Prison guards forced to resign after pissing on inmates |
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| Unfortunately, very few people that aspire to be police officers also wanted to be Captain America when they were kids. |
Man dies after corn stalk pierces artery. Karma is suspected. |
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| Is Karma one of God's lieutenants or just one of God's mood swings? |
Shark Attack Victim's Wife Says Lifeguards Wouldn't Help
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| When you are in a battle to the death with a bull shark, you are on your own. That should go without saying. |
MAN 'catapulted metal balls at noisy trains' In His Three Year War
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His enemy:15 ton solid steel locomotives.
His weapon of choice: those tiny little metal balls that they use in arcade pinball machines.
His claim to fame: Being personally responsible for approximately 2,100 dents in train carriages over the past three years.
His sanity: Clearly in question. |
| I
don't want to find out that I am really a GoBot when I have been
thinking this whole time that I am a Transformer. |
And
if I am really being stubborn, God knows that He can always send
Karma. He knows where to find me. Lord knows He has before.
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Although I don't feel possessed, I have noticed that my cats shit on the floor a lot more often now for some reason. Dammit. How could I have been so stupid?
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After these Russian doctors grew this guy
a new penis on his arm, it got me thinking: Where
do we stand with this cloning gig? Are we just giving up on that
altogether?
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What
the hell can be inadmissible about a videotape showing you fucking
a child in the ass?
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You
either suck cock or you don't. Those are your choices. There are
no gray areas. I don't make the rules.
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Well,
don't say it. You'll only frustrate me and make me lose my point.
Like I just did.
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I
loved how this article just tried to pass "horns growing
out of a woman's head" in matter of fact speech like this
shit is normal anywhere else but India.
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When
we protest something here in America, we want to actually be around
to enjoy the change.
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| I
don't care if you are in a synagogue, a mosque, or a church; never
trust a man who can only understand the world when it is packaged
to him with the complexity of a comic book no matter how
good his intentions. |
