Fact: 6 out of 10 Americans believe Joan of Arc is Noah's Wife.
What I took from this: She isn't?

Fact: In feudal Japan, the Imperial Army had "special" soldiers whose only duty was to count the number of severed enemy heads after each battle.

What I took from this: I take it that this was the world's earliest recorded attempt at developing a "don't ask don't tell" policy regarding homosexuals in the military.

Fact: Out of the 34,000 gun deaths in the U.S. each year, fewer than 300 are listed as "justifiable homicide," the only category that could include shooting a burglar, mugger, or rapist.

What I took from this: Yeah, but out of those 34,000 gun deaths in the U.S. each year, how many out of those bastards had it coming?

Fact: Henry VIII's second wife, Anne Boleyn, had six fingers on one hand. She wore special gloves all her life to hide her deformity. She also had three breasts.

What I took from this: Fuck what Brigham Young says incest is not a victimless crime.

Fact: A bowl of lime Jell-O, when hooked up to an EEG machine, exhibited movement which is virtually identical to the brain waves of a healthy adult man or woman.

What I took from this: In theory at least, mimicking the waves registered by an EEG machine that has been hooked up to a pair of natural DD breast, if they could then be broadcast it would be like practically creating a mind control ray. I will assume you would get the same effect from mimicking the waves from the motion of a pair of swinging testicles for homosexual men.

Fact: Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states in the United States.

What I took from this: They tell us that size doesn't matter, but dammit, apparently you'd better have something.