Now Joel Schumacher is even ruining College Basketball
I am sorry.
At the risk of sounding like a total homophobe, I still have to say this.
Those new college basketball jerseys are just too gay for me.
I have no problem at all with homosexuals.
Love is love, people are people, sex is sex do your own thing and be happy that’s what I say.
As far as I am concerned homosexuality practiced between two consenting adults is not even a moral issue.
I think people are too quick to forget that without a “suffering” component there can be no moral question.
It isn’t a question of morality whether or not you should pick your nose.
Who are you hurting by shoving your finger up to the knuckle inside your own nose?
That is a question of hygiene not morality.
But with that said, some things are just gay.
Next year the universities of Arizona, Florida, Ohio State, and Syracuse will start wearing what looks like to me to be Joel Schumacher inspired, highly suspicious basketball uniforms that are unambiguously gay.
I, nor does anyone I know want to see men wearing this kinda stuff while they are competing against another man unless they have a purple Mohawk and grate their opponents faces across steel cages for a living.
What I want to know is, whose idea was it to have men running around on a basketball court in under armor tops and baggy bottoms anyway?
My money is on the same guy who thought it was a good idea to put nipples on a rubber Batman suit.
Yes, I am blaming Joel Schumacher, the man who ruined the Batman franchise and apparently inspired someone over at Nike to ruin college basketball as well.
They say the form fitting jerseys gives the players the illusion of having a “second-skin”.
Why is that sweet?
My brother laughed at me when I told him that I knew Superman Returns was going to suck because all I was reading about the movie was how much time the film director was spending on making sure Superman’s cock piece was just right.
As many problems as that movie had going on with it, the last thing they needed to worry about was how big Superman’s package looked.
My brother thought I was crazy.
How could I come to such a conclusion on such little information?
Was I wrong?
Call it a gift.
Likewise, anyone who thinks that what the game of basketball needs are men in second skins and baggy shorts running around on a basketball court is not focusing on what matters.
Weren’t nut-huggers bad enough in the 1980s.
Think about it, Isaiah Thomas had to realize at some point that every highlight film anyone will ever see of him for the rest of eternity will be of him running around on the court in a pair of Daisy Dukes.
That is not fair.
We don’t need to go backwards people.
Forward…always forward.
Haven’t enough players suffered all ready?
Fashion Forwards Nike gives college hoops uniforms a radical new profile, http://men.style.com/news/style/030507
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I am sorry.
