A Nigerian woman gave birth a few weeks ago to a kid with two cocks, no ass and four legs.
She would like her fellow Nigerians to assist in donating money so that through surgery, hopefully they can correct the abnormalities in her child.
I bet she would. So would I.
It's either that or sell him to the circus.
Now look, I understand that birth defects can happen everywhere to anybody. However, birth defects in the third world seem to be much more extreme than they are anywhere else.
Maybe they aren’t and this is all a huge cover up that the United States government has going on.
Maybe it is just customary here in the states to just roll all of our 5 armed, two headed infants down to a special ward after they are born and the only people that are allowed access to see them after that point are hospital staff, the parents, and the people from Ripley’s.
I know Americans are known for being rather simple in some parts of the country. Some parts more than others. Can you imagine what would happen if some redneck from Arkansas walked over the window to see his new born son and the hospital had him lying right next to some ethnic kid with three arms, 1 leg, and two heads conjoined at the back?
Yeah I don’t want to imagine it either.
Out of all of the crack heads running around the streets of America, all of the middle class and upper middle class prescription drug addicts who are soccer mom’s by day and Vicodin addicts by night, none of them have kids with two heads, three eyes and only one ear, four arms but only three hands, two legs but only one foot between the two of them like they do in the third world.
Her doctor tried to place the blame on the mother saying that the lack of prenatal and postnatal care on the part of the mother might have contributed to the deformities. I thought that was kinda wrong. There are a lot of mothers that don’t go to regular checkups that still birth humanoid babies.
Something else probably caused this and it wasn’t because this woman doesn’t know Jesus.
It’s more likely because she refused that pill from the WHO when they came into her village for fear that it was HIV or something.
Abdulraman Bukar, a medical director at the hospital where she is being treated also hinted that the mother might have taken some drugs during her pregnancy that might have contributed to the deformities.
The father of the child appealed to his fellow Nigerians to come to the aid of the family by assisting the family in bearing the cost of operation that would bring the child to a normal state. "We are appealing to Nigerians to assist us through donation and other kind gesture so that the abnormalities could be corrected," he said.
I am not sure it’s possible to bring that child to a normal state. A more normal state, maybe, but a normal state, I dunno.
What did people do back in the day when this kind of thing happened?
I can totally see some priest reading all kind of prophesy into this. This happens in Egypt 5,000 years ago and everyone in the region starts to stockpile grain.
This happens in the Bible and I think the book we know as the Bible would probably be short a few chapters today.