If when God created this earth he intended it to be a paradise as the Bible insists, then I am sure that God had full intentions of going with that “remove the rib thing” he did with Adam to populate the earth.
Fucking each other was not going to be an option.
Remember Adam wanted a partner because he was lonely not because he was concupiscent.
When there was only Adam there wasn’t such a thing as being "horny". If you think about it Adam probably didn’t even have a dick. Just like he probably didn’t have a belly button. What would have been the point?
I contend that God never intended on there being childhood, adolescence or incest. He never intended for us to be born. We were supposed to be test tube babies.
People were just supposed to appear out of then air, like chickens cracked from an egg, fully developed, ready to go.
I contend that the moment that God kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden and they were left to their own devices to reproduce, that’s when everything went to shit.
The single most damming thing that God ever did to us to ensure that we suffered everything from bad karma to bad skin points back to us not being able to choose our parents.
Period.
It all points back to that. The way God had it planned out, no one would’ve had parents.
For all we know that was the plan. Whenever you wanted a soul mate, God would take a rib and BAM Ms. Perfect would come walking out of the woods one day a fully developed woman. She could walk upright, speak and would even bring her own tooth brush.
Studies suggest that 85 percent of all convicted felons were abused as children.
Now I’m not saying that having shitty parents is an obstacle that you can’t overcome, but that’s got to be, beyond a doubt, the single most devastating setback a human being can endure.
Lousy parents.
See when God was cloning people from ribs he evidently made enough changes in the DNA that Eve wasn’t technically Adam’s sister.
She might have been made from his rib bone but she was at least genetically far enough down the DNA tree that it was safe to pork her.
I am not a theologian, but as far I know Adam didn’t raise her. And as far as we can tell from the scripture he didn’t pull a Woody Allen on her either.
God saw that she was good. Adam was appreciative and all was right with the world.
But then, after the great eviction, people didn’t just appear one day anymore as full grown, socialized, house broken, mature well adjusted adults.
No, now we gestate inside of a host for nine months or so, until we are birthed as an impressionable little monkey that imitates everything it sees and hears regardless if it’s beneficial or detrimental to itself. And on top of adopting all of our bad habits these little monkeys could look forward to suffering through whatever genetic predispositions we might have towards things like alcoholism, obesity, paranoid schizophrenia or cancer that they’ve inherited from us too.
That oughta learn ya.
Howard Harris, 52, was ordered to prison for 37½ to 75 years as an accomplice to raping his own 3 ½ year old daughter with 3 of his friends.
Apparently he came home one day with three of his friends and saw his then 3 1/2 old daughter looking after her newborn baby sister.
He told his friends, 'C'mon, c'mon, she won't die,' and sadly that argument went undisputed between them, then he and these three men took turns raping his own daughter.
Child protective services found out about the incident shortly after they removed the children from the home and discovered that the girl had a “horrific case of gonorrhea”.
Although her father maintained his innocence, Monroe County Court Judge Richard A. Keenan said the crime was one of the worst he had seen as a judge.
“I can only imagine what she was thinking when you allowed her to be violated,” Keenan said. “I can't imagine any parent who would allow this to happen to his child. It's unthinkable.”
The little girl is reportedly still haunted by the incident and it was reported that although she wanted to watch her father’s sentencing, she got up and quietly left the courtroom after her father proclaimed his innocence.
I will say it again, “you can’t pick your parents”.
If you could pick your parents no one would be getting gang raped by men your father persuaded with a 'C'mon, c'mon, she won't die,' argument.
Remind me to add that to the list next time God decides to sit down with us mortals at the collective bargaining agreement table with the mortals union.
The last time there was a lock out he had to send Jesus to try to negotiate on our behalf but evidently bringing back “the rib trick” was a non-negotiable issue at the time.
The other men were not charged because she was so young at the time of the rape that now she could not identify them.
Don’t worry, Karma is a hell of a sketch artist.