It’s kind of disturbing when you listen to scientist talk about diseases.
"Drug-resistant strains of gonorrhea that disproportionately affect gay and bisexual men are making their way eastward...”
Sounds like its on tour or something.
Apparently there is a strand of mutant gonorrhea that is disproportionately ripping through the gay and bisexual community.
Besides this strand being drug-resistant it’s also taking no prisoners.
This gonorrhea is so bad that it even makes it hurt when you shit.
Symptoms of this “super clap” usually appear within two to 10 days of exposure, and for men include pus discharge from the penis and possible burning sensations during urination. Rectal infection symptoms include itching, discharge and occasional painful bowel movements with bleeding."
But before you start going off on how this is gonorrhea sent by God to punish the deviant homosexual that he is disgusted with so much, let me just remind you that cursing them with a sexually transmitted disease is about the dumbest way to punish the gay community I can think of for the simple fact that so many of us unknowingly have sex with them too.
And I am not just talking about casual sex either.
Some of us marry them as well.
I remember seeing a statistic once that like 98% of all homosexuals have had heterosexual sex.
And they didn’t mean with each other either.
No, evidently before they take the plunge into full throttle gayness they give conventional biblical sex a try.
I don’t even want to think about how many women I have known that have dated men that I knew were incorrigibly homosexual but either the woman was in denial or the dude was about himself.
Yeah you read that right.
I have met dudes that I have known were gay even before they did.
One guy I went to school with this guy who had two names. His proper name and his fag name.
I don’t think we were out of high school six months before he flamed on like the human torch.
Now imagine if he had contracted this super mutant gonorrhea, he would have given it to all of us because he was definitely fucking women too prior to that highly combustible first year of college.
Personally I blame women for all of this. Why they could not tell that he was gay was not because he was so slick about it.
His wrists were limp. He could sit in front of a television all day and keep himself entertained by teaching himself Janet Jackson dance steps.
He laughed like a bitch. He was catty, petty and backstabbing just like a bitch too.
What else did you need to know?
Why women find that attractive in a guy I will never understand.
You don’t see men going for the most butch bitch we can find do you?
You don’t see us in a club following the bitch in the mechanic’s overalls, the grease stain across the front and her baseball cap on her head backwards barely hiding her crew cut?
If God wanted to create a disease to punish homosexuals first he needs to do something about women having this infatuation with gay men.
I understand wanting a challenge and being excited by someone playing “hard to get” but let me let you ladies in on a little secret, they aren’t playing.
Second of all, before God starts cursing people with “super Clap” God would need to usher in some sort of radical social change in society where homosexuals can be free to be as queer as they want to be.
We need to end all of this “let me give sleeping with women one last chance before I accept that I am homosexual” crap.
Heterosexual men don’t feel like they have to juggle a pair of balls in their mouths before they can be 100% comfortable with their attraction to women.
I want a world so open to homosexuals that they can just go on the faith that if they get an erection whenever they see a picture of a half-naked man and he isn’t mounting an equally naked beautiful women then he is most definitely gay.
That’s the logic I used when I was a kid. It worked for me. I saw Wonder woman’s chest. Blood began to flow in all of the appropriate places. I never looked back.
Plus that will save them of the inconvenience of having to keep switching back and forth between their proper names and their fag names.
If you want to go by the name “Tootie” everywhere you go then more power to ya. That’s your business.
But if God is going to curse them then he needs to take care of some things before hand otherwise shit like the super clap is going to start with them but it won’t be long before we are all going to hurting when we shit.