According to Canadian Journal of Human Sexuality.
23% of men say that anal intercourse without orgasm is not sex.
16% said that anal intercourse even with an orgasm wasn't sex.
20% of women said that anal intercourse without orgasm wasn't sex.
17% said that anal intercourse with orgasm still didn't constitute sex.
10% of men said that vaginal intercourse wasn't really sex if he fails to nut.
4% of women said that vaginal intercourse wasn't sex if they didn't get theirs.
75% of both men and women said that oral sex with or without orgasm wasn't sex.
Now that I am single again naturally I am interested in what people have been doing out there.
I hadn't even been paying attention to what has been going on in my rear view mirror because I hadn't planned on stopping or even switching lanes.
I had thought I had played the game and won. I am clean. My woman was clean. I felt like I had out swam the sharks and had made it to shore unscathed.
I had been single and had survived without any unnatural discoloration on my genitals. Everything works without pain of any kind.
Who says you can't have it all right?
I haven't seriously entertained the idea of being with other women for the past four-n-a half years.
Now that I am dating again, I am not only brushing up on my rules of engagement regarding women but evidently you've all grown up a lot since the last time we met.
According to the Canadian Journal of Human Sexuality definitions of sex vary greatly.
"Twenty years ago if we asked people whether oral-genital contact was 'having sex,' most people would have said quite definitely that it was," said Alexander McKay, research co-coordinator of the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada, which publishes the journal.
Well not anymore.
Oral sex in the 1940s and 1950s was often considered to be more intimate than just plain fucking.
Today, it is often a prelude to vaginal intercourse or an act that never leads to anything further.
So here I am sitting across from a very beautiful young lady. She's a 26 years old, professional and not only have I managed to get her to laugh I got her to compliment me on my smile. She even hit me with the "you're not like anyone I have ever met before." line.
I am starting to wonder if I am trying to get into her head or is she trying to get into mine.
As the evening starts to wind down I realize we've been flirting for over 3 hours.
Then it hits me.
I have been out of the game for a while. I haven't been the predator or the prey.
The last time I had sex with another woman other than my ex- I was 27 years old.
This woman may have all of the outward appearances of what I am familiar with but is she really?
I mean, I am old school.
I am 31 years old and I still have dick limits. That is kinda sick isn't it? Most women my age probably shatter my dick limit rule. I haven't updated it since sophomore year in high school.
Evidently when I was in high school it was a different world out there.
Well I never adjusted my dick limits to accommodate for the dicks that she had in her ass that never nutted.
Evidently those don't count.
I don't have a column for the amount of dicks that she sucked to help pass the time during long road trips.
Chances are those don't count either.
Hell, 4% of women don't even count intercourse as sex if she doesn't have an orgasm.
This woman is 5 years younger than me. That means when I was a sophomore in high school she was in the fourth grade.
I suspect she is on the other side of that generational dividing line between old school sex and new school sex.
If every time you have sex with someone you are having sex with everyone that person has had sex with as well then that brings new meaning to bringing the world together.
So much for not swimming with sharks.