Whoa Nelly.
The American Decency Association says that Janet Jackson flashing her titty at the end of the Super Bowl Half- Time Show was "damaging and a mark of evil upon the American people."
I am here to tell you Janet 's titty is not that bad.
Not even close.
" Janet Jackson and Justin Tim berlake culminated the event by simulating sex acts on stage leaving nothing to the imagination."
Please.
The American Decency Association has a great imagination probably a result of all of that abstinence.
Abstinence does that to a man. Now that I am single again I fear some of the decisions I might make in the next few months or so.
I know when I haven't had it in a while I start seeing shit differently myself.
For the record, it wasn't like Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake where on the ground, her on her back, legs in the air and him grinding on her pussy with his pelvis.
That's leaving nothing to the imagination.
This was dancing and moving her hips. You know? Like people have been doing when they are dancing since the late 50's.
Like I said, calling this "simulating sex acts that left nothing to the imagination" shows you the danger of abstinence and why you should take whatever the religious right says about American culture with a grain of salt.

Here are a few more excerpts from their take on the Super Bowl Half- Tim e festivities.

The damage afflicted upon this nation by the indifference of the church and the de facto support if not gross participation of Christians in the immorality of our day is irreparable.

How many thousands of churches across this nation made this pagan ritual the very centerpiece of their worship yesterday! How many thousands of children from Christian families learned more yesterday about the pleasures of indiscriminate alcohol consumption and illicit sexuality from the advertisements of soul-less, conscious-less corporations than they did about the character of a Holy God and His desires for us.

We are engaged in a war for the hearts and souls of our children and the very future of our nation. We saw this last night. As God's people, we don't have the choice of whether we will fight or not. We must fight, or we do not love Him or His creation as we ought.

We are in a war. I agree with this guy, but unlike him I believe in letting God be God and if there is a God, God willing, I am hoping that people like this guy will see a woman's titty fall out while she is getting the holy ghost in church and they just stroke out and die.

What I have taken exception too is not Janet 's titty flopping out but Janet , MTV, and Justin acting like this wasn't planned.
MTV had been telling everyone for two weeks that something shocking was going to happen.
They delivered. It did.
Then when you watched it happening what you saw Justin was reaching around on her titty for like 5 seconds looking for the string or whatever that he had to pull that would make her titty flop out.
When the titty did flop out she had something over the nipple. What "It" was turned out to be a metal 'solar' nipple medallion .
Now come on.
How many women walk around with metal 'solar' nipple medallions covering their nipples underneath their clothes?
Do you think when Janet 's next album comes out that they won't remind us eleventybillion times over about the titty incident at the Super Bowl?
Do you think it is going to hurt her sales? How many Billys and Necks do you think will plan protests before they realize that they weren't going to buy her album or attend her concert anyway?
TiVo said that the titty incident drew the biggest spike in audience they have ever measured. Viewer ship spiked 180 % as people started to rewind and replay the incident over and over again.
The Houston Police department had to issue a statement today that they were not going to charge Justin Tim berlake for sexual assault or Janet Jackson for indecent exposure because of the number of calls they were taking from irate Jesus Freaks who no doubt always seem to feel a lot better of themselves after tossing the first stones.
Matt Drudge was reporting by morning that CBS had approved the show.
Of course they did.
So let's let the PR people get to working and start lying and saying that this was all "unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance.
While we all keep talking about it, giving it world wide attention and somebody takes this to the bank.