Joe Jackson was recently interviewed by the BBC.
I feel bad for Joe Jackson .
No not that guy that sang "Steppin Out" back in 1981, I am talking about Michael's father.
Yeah, that Joe .
I feel bad for him because everyone with two eyes can see that something ain't right with Mike .
And naturally we're all looking for answers.
Mike ain't right what caused it?
Now in Joe 's defense he had like 22 motherfucking kids and Mike seems to be the only one that seems stuck at the age of 10.
We all know Mike wasn't born like this, and he isn't the first or the only child star so why is he the only one with a personal magician?
Well when Mike points the finger at you and says that you beat him when he was a child it is hard not to believe him.
Look at him.
This goes back to what I said before, something made Mike like that.
Oh, wait a minute that is my liberal victim mentality coming out again.
Let me rephrase that. "Something" presented Mike with the choices that he made under his own free will, and according to Michael that "something" was a vicious left hook to the kidney from Joe.
Now Joe has always maintained that he never beat Michael .
Mike got what was just your standard corporal punishment in the 1950s before it became illegal to do punish your children without their expressed written consent.
Joe again denied beating Mike in the latest BBC interview. He replied to a question poised to him concerning the alleged abuse he handed out to Michael, "you beat someone with a stick".
Well yeah, that's one way of doing it.
Let's not get into a game of semantics Joe .
When asked about Michael 's contention that he gets so nervous seeing his father that he regurgitates, Joe Jackson 's comment is, "He regurgitates all the way to the bank."
Point taken. It's not like the "look at me I'm a freak" gimmick hasn't worked out for him so far.
The entire interview with his father was overseen by; get this, Michael 's personal magician, some dude named Majestik Magnificent.
Oh boy.
It that isn't the most pedophilic name for a man that hides quarters behind children's ears for a living, then I don't know what is.
Then to make it worse, apparently Mr. Magnificent could be heard in the background several times during the interview threatening to call it off whenever questions started to come up about Michael 's plastic surgery.
Joe answered; Mike can do what he wants with his nose.
Never said he couldn't Joe.
The problem is that Mike has consistently denied having done anything with his nose.
Personally I don't know why people even bother to ask him about his fucking face.
I wouldn't even have asked Mike if he had plastic surgery. I would've asked him how much did all of that cost.
Joe , now I am only going to ask you again one last time. You're the father of a 45 year old man that has his very own a personal magician.
What did you do to him Joe ?