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In a move straight out of a prequel to "Birth
of A nation" a KwaZulu-Natal man reported his wife missing to
police only to find her two days later mutilated and simmering in
a pot over an open flame.
While he was investigating the pot with what he believed was his life's
foot sticking out of it an unidentified man appeared from the bushes
heading straight for the pot.
Apparently they startled each other.
The husband gave chase but the cannibal got away.
If your chances of getting shot in America is 172 times higher than
any other industrialized nation in the world, I've got to believe
that your chances of getting eaten by another human being in Africa,
relative to getting eaten on any other continent have to be about
the same as getting shot in America.
Most people in America don't get shot. Likewise 99% of people in Africa
don't have to worry about getting poisoned by a blow dart dragged
into the jungle by their feet and eaten alive by a cannibal, but if
it was ever going to happen, that is where it would be.
And just like in America, there are places you can go that will drastically
increase your chances of catching a shot in the ass.
Likewise I am sure if you are a local you know where to go and where
not to go during an election year if your local representative is
running for office and he needs a thigh bone for his Muti.
The only reason this guy found his wife at all was because she had
left the house wearing a pretty distinctive scarf and handkerchief
and people noticed it hanging off one of the bushes.
When the husband went over to investigate what he found was the scarf
as well as his mutilated wife next to a post over a fire with her
leg sticking out of it.
No shit.
Then the province's north coast, police spokesperson Jay Naicker said
this was the second woman's body that was butchered in the area over
the last two weeks.
They are investigating if those two cases are related.
They better be. |
