angelina jolie discusses sex, self-mutilation in abc news interview
Remember
when Angelina Jolie had to publicly address the rumor that she and
her brother were having an incestuous love affair after she kept talking
about how much she "loved" him after she won her Oscar for
Girl, Interrupted?
I do. I remember that very well. And although Angelina Jolie fans
will try to argue otherwise, the love she was talking about sure didn't
sound platonic.
And all of the hoopla around her little speech wasn't just because
she said she loved her brother, it was the way she said she loved
her brother and how she looked at him when she said it.
It was like "whoa, what the fuck just
happened here?"
I thought it was just me and my perverted mind until the next morning
a few million other people around the country on talk radio and in
newspapers were all talking about it too.
Put it like this. If my future wife said that she loved her friend
the exact same way she said she loved her brother and looked at her
friend the way Angelina looked at her brother I would file for divorce.
Angelina Jolie said recently in an interview that when she was a teenager
she had sex (I am assuming it was with a guy) and during the sex they
ended up pulling out knives and attacking each other with them.
"I got knives out and had a night where
we attacked each other ... it felt so primitive and it felt so honest
... and then I had to deal with, you know, not telling my mother,
hiding things, wearing gauze bandages to high school,"
she said.
I think she is one of the sexiest women in Hollywood to today and
she has been for years but she scares me sexually.
She is a freak. I mean, really a freak...in a dangerous kinda way.
I wouldn't want to sleep with her. I'd be afraid she might get carried
away and shit on me or something.
Who knows where her line is? I like a girl that's not afraid of bodily
fluids but I think blood should be
an exception to that rule.
Everyone knows that she and Billy Bob used to wear viles of each other's
blood around their necks and brag about their sex lives in interviews
all the time.
I would be flattered about the bragging but what's up with the pagan
blood rituals and the knife play?
After sex I am supposed to pass out from exhaustion not because I
am lightheaded from blood loss.
Angelina Jolie also admits now that she is bisexual as well.
Big surprise.
"I consider myself a very sexual person
who loves who she loves, whatever sex they may be…I wasn't looking
to have a relationship with a woman. I was surprised when I suddenly
found myself having these feelings I always had for men, but for a
woman, and wanting to kiss her and wanting to touch her."
Everyone that I have ever known that has been this freaky sexually
has had some issues. Most of the time they involve showing a social
worker where uncle Jim touched them on a "Tickle
Me Elmo" if you know what I mean?
When this girl was in high school attacking her boyfriend with a knife
in some sort of primitive pagan sex ritual, I was just figuring out
how to stick my finger in a pussy.
She had already gotten bored with the everyday vaginal/penis sex and
had already moved to drinking goat blood, tossing virgins into volcanoes
and decorating her bedroom with shrunken heads.
Angelina you are a gorgeous woman, you seem pretty with it as well, but I am going to have to move you down onto the masturbatory fantasy B-list unless I figure out how to insert an autoerotic asphyxiophilia scenario or some other atypical sexual behavior into one of them.
Incest
Sex: Porn's new frontier Yes, I would eat a human being alive before
I gave my mother head. Don't look at me like that? Fuck you. I am
not the sick one.
Remember
when Angelina Jolie had to publicly address the rumor that she and
her brother were having an incestuous love affair after she kept talking
about how much she "loved" him after she won her Oscar for
Girl, Interrupted?
