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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward

Japanese Man to Marry Woman That Murdered His Lover
Does this woman look like a cold-blooded killer?
No wise ass, this isn't a loaded question. Don't give me some shit about how "they all look alike".
Does she look like a cold-blooded killer?
No? Well that is my point. You don't know what the fuck someone is capable of doing just by looking at them.
I challenge you to find a more pure example of Asian drama than this.
A Japanese man proposed to his girlfriend (this woman) just three hours after she confessed to him that she had killed the woman that he had been cheating on her with.
He proposed to her not out of fear for his life as you might've assumed. No, he proposed to her because "I was moved by Kaneda's love, which was deep enough to kill Miss Nagata for me. Proposing to her was my way of rewarding her love."
Those were his own words.
Ladies and gentlemen Elvis has left the building.
Tomoko Kaneda had discovered that her boyfriend was fucking her best friend, Yoshiko Nagata.
So she killed her. She chopped the body into pieces placed the body parts into garbage bags and put her outside for Thursday morning garbage pickup.
She cleaned up, came over to his place, fucked him and then confessed to her crime.
That was when he was apparently so moved by what she did he proposed to her.
Once Kaneda accepted his proposal for marriage she had accomplished her goal. She officially had her man. She promptly surrendered herself to the police.
"My affair with Miss Nagata was the cause of this incident. So I thought it must be easier for Miss Nagata to accept what had happened to her if I marry someone she knew," the boyfriend went on to say in front of a completely stunned audience in the Saitama District Court room.
I know I say this a lot. It is starting to get pretty cliché but believe me when I say this, "it gets worse."
A courtroom journalist reports that Tomoko Kaneda seemed happier than ever during her trial. She confirmed this by saying in court "I intend to marry him and live a happy life together so we won't forget about Miss Nagata. It is my way of showing remorse."
Ain't that a bitch?
Your going to kill your best friend for fucking your man, then you are going to be a really big person about it and show your remorse by marrying the guy you killed her over.
Call the Pope I think we have another Saint in our midst.
The grandfather of 23-year-old Nagata did not hide his frustration when a Shincho reporter interviewed him. "It's bullshit. How dare they say they want to lead a happy life? There is no way a murderer should be allowed to make a gain from what she had done. She has no rights to enjoy life," he said.
As tough as Japanese prisons are experts say the most she will probably do is 10-years on good behavior.
She'll be 35 when she gets out. She'll still be fuckable. Still crazy as shit and probably more than willing to stalk whomever this dude will be preoccupying himself with while she is locked up in a Japanese prison, standing on her tippy toes on a 2 inch board staring at the wall for 16 hours a day with a guard smacking her across the back with a stick every time she blinks.
Yeah she might only do 10 years but in Japanese prisons when you get out you look like you did 25.
Source: Shukan Shincho
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