A man is suing Gov. Jim Gilmore for failing to protect Virginians from space aliens. He and two others have claimed that they are getting snatched in the middle of the night and the little gray men are having their way with them in their mother ship. They claim that the governor has ignored his duty to “identify, assess, and repel this clandestine invasion within Virginia.”
The lawsuit is filled with talk of mysterious “flying triangles” and the abduction of citizens from their neighborhoods, homes and cars even in broad daylight. Bryant, along with Gretchen Condon of Hampton and Evelyn Goodwin of Newport News, believe the government should open its files on UFOs.
Bryant said he has been unable to find a lawyer willing to take the case, but he is prepared to argue it himself. He said he has been involved in the politics of UFO research for more than 40 years and directs, from his Alexandria home, the Washington office of Citizens Against UFO Secrecy, a public interest organization with about 10,000 e–mail subscribers.
“I believe that the UFO subject has serious merit and that witnesses are telling the truth as they see it,” he said.
Among other things, the lawsuit seeks to order Gilmore to convene a grand jury to investigate the methods and scope of the alleged alien invasion. It also would direct the Virginia National Guard to establish a quick-reaction force to repel “these non-human-humanoid-alien entities yet to be apprehended and brought to justice.”
If they get their hearing, Bryant said he will introduce exhibits to document the alien invasion.
“Whatever the court decides in this case may affect how all Earth governments and society treat the UFO problem from here on out,” Bryant said.
Ok, let’s say for the sake of argument that there are aliens snatching these people up in the middle of broad fucking daylight and anal raping them in the hull of an intergalactic starship. Better you than me. What the fuck are we supposed to do about it? If these creatures have the technology to fly 50 light-years to get to us and have the audacity to snatch you out of your moving car in broad daylight whenever they please that should tell you something. They are not concerned with our national guard or whoever else we might want to organize to rescue your dumb ass. Chances are they have scoped you out and seen that you have nothing on your planet for protection that that concerns them. If this is true, that they are snatching you guys up at will, well this is not the time for us to ban together and give it the old college try. Just be glad they let you come back. You see what they do to those cows in Oregon. They would have technology which would make the armor on our tanks look like a loin cloth. And the rockets coming out of our jet planes look like Nerf spears. Their ships move at light speed for Christ sakes, how are you going to catch them? This isn’t some bad episode of star trek where we would solve this problem at the end of the hour by asking the computer to recalibrate the dilithium crystals in the warp drive. This is about enslaving your punk ass and taking you to the underground water mines on Mars when they want to, how they want to, and the rest of us just writing you off as a no call no show. |
