Michael Jackson stood on stage along side Al Sharpton, of all people, charging that the record industry is racist and that they turned on him the moment he out sold Elvis and the Beatles to take the title as the biggest selling recording artist on the planet.
Michael Jackson lashed out at those who say that he's a gay child molester who bleaches his skin so he won't look black, saying they're part of a "conspiracy" to "turn the public against him."
He said, "I look in the mirror, I know I am black."
"I was called a freak, a homosexual, a child molester. That I bleach my skin. Everything to turn the public against me," Jackson said before a packed house at the Rev. Al Sharpton's Harlem headquarters. "It was a complete conspiracy."
The crowd cheered despite the fact that he looks like a gay, child molesting, effeminate man who bleaches his skin, straightens his hair and had his nose and lips removed so that he won't look black.
All this on the heels of, ironically, an Elvis revival that has RCA Records/BMG, the Walt Disney Co., Random House and AOL Time Warner Inc. are among the corporate heavy hitters all pushing new Elvis Presley products this year.
All this talk about the recording industry being bitter towards Michael for out “pointing” Elvis got me thinking…
Elvis was unique in many ways.
First, he was the first Eminem.
Elvis, like Eminem, is a white man who got rich performing "race music" for white kids that couldn't openly embrace black music until it had been legitimized with a white face.
Elvis made it safe for white girls to wet their panties listening to Negro music. And the best thing about it was that white kids didn't have to give up anything in the translation.
They secretly listened to Little Richard but they had to buy Pat Boone. Have you ever heard Pat Boone sing Tutti Fruiti? I don't know what the fuck he is doing on that record.
Elvis could sing rock-n-roll every bit as well as any of his black contemporaries. Elvis could dance like a "colored boy" and his love for the music was authentic.
That is the key. Elvis was singing from where he came from. He had black roots. He had sung in black churches.
He wasn't imitating the nuances he picked up when he overheard "the help" singing Negro spirituals as they cut the grass.
But there is another reason Elvis was the shit…one that often goes over looked.
He wasn't gay.
Hear me out.
Every blue moon, the Gods bestow upon a mere mortal a charisma that can't be defined in words.
Elvis had it.
You can't package it. You can't reproduce it. It comes from the Gods. It taps right into the Zeitgeist like a tick.
And what is most important is what Elvis did with that gift. He did what I would expect from any normal, heterosexual, red-blooded American boy who, with one twist of the hips, could have every woman in America believing that giving him head was both necessary and sufficient to validating their existence.
Elvis tried to oblige every single woman on the planet.
Sadly, since Elvis, every single pop star that has even come close to that level of charisma (and there haven't been many) has either been openly gay or has had to endure a career shadowed by serious suspicion regarding their sexual preferences.
Most of that suspicion has been completely justified and in most cases eventually those suspicions were confirmed.
Let's just face it, women like queer looking and acting men…see George Michael, Michael Jackson, Prince, Liberace, David Bowie, Industry Manufactured Boy Bands, Glam Rock, Big Haired 80s Heavy Metal Bands.
No one questioned Elvis.
He may have been the last great rock icon that actually took his charisma and a did what you are supposed to do with it, twist your Karma to-all-hell by abusing the shit out of the fact that women act like they live and die for your semen.
That is why Elvis is almost a spiritual figure. God wouldn't have given it to him if he didn't have some idea how he'd use it.
Very few human beings are blessed with this level of charisma. Even fewer get to keep it. Elvis had it, kept it, and used it the way nature intended.
The line of women outside of Elvis's bedroom didn't get any shorter no matter how fat he got.
That is how you know he wasn't entirely mortal.
Michael Jackson is about as close to Elvis as anyone has gotten. But then Michael went and fucked his face up, he knows it, you know it, and the out-of-court settlement he must've had with the asshole that chopped his nose and lips off knows it.
Elvis's charisma never waned.
Michael hangs out with children because even Frankenstein could get a kid to play with him.
If you catch them young enough, they tend to be less judgmental.
As Marlon Brando blew up to 400 pounds, he had fewer women with every cheesecake he inhaled. That is normal. That is how it is supposed to be.
That is the way the laws work. Something starts to happen to your pheromones when you get over 300 pounds. I think they start to smell like marshmallows.
It's like planets orbiting the sun. Planets have no choice in the matter. They are hypnotized into compliance by the physical laws of gravity.
That is why Elvis was the shit.
He defied Gravity.
Source:
Michael Jackson Shocks Al Sharpton By Calling Tommy Mottola A Racist, Vh1.com,, August,08,.2002
same difference
Apparently
Semen 'Is An Anti-Depressant' If the same anti-depressant chemical phenomenon
works on men as well as women then we might have just discovered
the root of the term "Gay".
