RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| Couple Sues MTV After They Hide A Fake Mutilated Corpse In Their Bathroom For Television Taping |
Why don't I watch MTV anymore?
Reality Television.
The Real World was the best and worst thing that ever happened to MTV. I guess it was the best thing that ever happened to MTV, at least financially, because it opened the door to profitability for the station. I mean who can resist such entertaining programming as watching 8 people ride around in a fucking car all day and scavenger hunt (Road Rules), watching the trials and tribulations of people rolling around on a mat while they get yelled at by a guy named Conan the Crusher while he teaches them how to fake fight (Tough Enough). And if all else fails to catch my eye I can watch a decrepit old rock legend and his family clean dishes, fall asleep watching television, and clean up after their dogs shit on the carpet (The Osbornes).
Wow. Ground breaking.
Every original show they buy is about people just walking around living their lives with a camera in their face.
Why? Because shows like this don't cost shit to make. No writers. No script. Just a half dozen people with camcorders following people around all day. All the producers have to do is find 8 freaks willing to put their lives on film for our entertainment.
What focus poll told them that I wanted to live vicariously through the life of a guy that puts buggers on peanut butter jar lid? (Puck)
Then they sit down in a private room and talk to a camera while MTV takes the footage and tries to contrast characters and create a story out of whatever the fuck you do all day.
Well MTV and the Hard Rock Café are being sued now for 10 million dollars over a shock show that MTV called "Harassment".
Well what happend was the Ryans (James and Laurie Ryan) had rented a room at the Hard Rock and unbeknownst to them hidden cameras were placed all around the room to capture their shock when they walk into the bathroom to find what was to appear to be a mutilated corpse. When they tried to leave the room two actors posing as security guards forced them back inside Ashton Kutcher, the show's host and co-producer, emerged to reveal the gag.
They should've kicked Ashton Kutcher ass like that mother did when she caught that retarded girl giving her 18 month old baby a blow job.
Dan Rozansky of Stroock & Stroock & Lavan, the law firm representing the Ryans, says the Hard Rock and MTV have been served with the complaint alleging invasion of privacy, fraud and infliction of emotional distress.
Kutcher has described the show in interviews as a "Guerrilla Candid Camera."
I hope the Ryan's end up owning that fucking station. |
