With a name like "Old Dirty Bastard" how can you NOT have Lou?  From the moment he went on MTV, and they to followed him into a government building to pick up his welfare check...we knew this man must be stupid. Why do I call him stupid? Obviously he is literate right? Stupid to me is not in what you know but the decisions that you make.

If I had my own Stupid Zoo where I could display true idiots of our generation ODB would be a"lifer" if you will. No one else is worthier of the honor than The Old Dirty Bastard. 
Lou by definition is "book marking that moment in their lives when forever they will look back on that moment and get the shudders.  Lou is embarrassment that you can never shake off. Lou Rawls is immune to maturity or time." That is his life story.

Well Old Dirty Bastard, or Russell Jones (his real name)  is either a total idiot (which is my personal vote) or is so trifling he is immune to the shudders.  You can't live a life like ODB and ever look back on what you have done. Everyday has to be lived like it is first day of your life. If a normal person had lived ODB's life would give a normal person shudders would turn into epileptic fits.  Enough already you say?

Indefensible Acts of the Old Dirty Bastard...

Baby Jesus goes on MTV to pick up his welfare check because somehow he slipped through the cracks and they printed him a check... although he doesn't need it. In a few brief seconds he becomes the living embodiment of every racial stereotype of the trifling young black male. Then it gets better.

Dirt The Flirt has like 11 kids whom he doesn't claim, see, nor want to see...and he knows that they are his children.  This makes him a 100% asshole. However, being an asshole alone that isn't enough to go to my stupid zoo. However, the fact that he lacks enough sense to deny knowledge of the children in question...now that makes him zoo worthy. If he was to try to dodge his responsibilities like Philip Michael Thomas at least "play" stupid and act like he doesn't know that they are his that would have been an another thing entirely.

Joe Bananas crashes the stage at the Grammy Awards and hijacked a microphone from singer Shawn Colvin as she accepted an award. Apparently his Ghetto ass...excuse me. There is no point in offending those who live in project housing. I apologize. Apparently he was upset at losing the best rap album Grammy to Puff Daddy. ODB later complained that he spent a lot of money for new clothes because he thought he was going to win. Maybe he should have spent that money on child support. Nah, that would be responsible of him. Out of the 50 or so years that program has been on television leave it up to his dumb ass to hijack a microphone because he lost an award. ODB is so Lou Rawls he gives people watching him shudders.

On Sept. 17, Cyrus was arrested in West Hollywood for allegedly threatening to kill security officers at a blues club. Earlier July, he was arrested on a charge that he shoplifted a pair of shoes in Virginia. Maybe someone is making him pay child support.

Then our schizophrenic rapper OBD, oh I am sorry again, no need to offend schizophrenics. I apologize. ODB a.k.a. Cyrus, a.k.a. Russell Jones, a.k.a. Dirt Dog a.k.a. Joe Bananas, a.k.a. Dirt McGrit, a.k.a. Dirt The Flirt, a.k.a. Baby Jesus, a.k.a. Ol' Dirt Shultz was arrested not too long ago as he tried to climb a security gate and enter the premises where the ex-girlfriend worked. Apparently the ex-girlfriend was the mother of yet another kid by this breeding, welfare system abusing, walking Lou magnet complained that he was threatening to kill her.  I wonder why. Does he blame her for getting pregnant again? Somebody tell this genius that is what fertile women do. By this time he should know all about this natural process...he's been through it 11 times.  Damn.