What can I say?  Trolls are common to every single newsgroup in existence. In real life, you know them as Melvin the geek in the computer lab.  Online he is the same pathetic bastard however since unfortunately so many people take on different personas online he is 6'4 250 pounds, has a 10 inch cock and in one case in particular used to work for Prince and stole all of his shit and now sells tired ass mix tapes. 

Some unfortunate groups are home to as many as 4 or 5 of these bastards. Newsgroup Trolls are horrid venom spitting bastards that can live and thrive in any climate, in any subject, converse on any topic and are completely unaware of how much Lou they actually possess.  They have no fear and attack unceasingly. Some have been fighting other Trolls for power in newsgroup treads for months at a time, sometime years. Their sense of smell is very acute in that they can smell someone in the group who is not aware of their "power" and will unjustifiably flame their asses with not even a moments notice.

Newsgroup Trolls in case you are not familiar with the beast in which we speak, these are the computer cowards that talk all kinds of shit from the safety of their mother's basements and act like they are authorities in whatever group they dwell. The reasons we can induct them all is because every fucking newsgroup has them.

This phenomenon is ranpid. I would say it is revenge of the nerds but that is too simplistic a concept and doesn't begin to scratch the surface of what we are dealing with here.  These Trolls are not just self-proclaimed demigods but they actually spit their Lou at whomever and whatever dares to speak in their particular group. Now Trolls wouldn't have their power if it wasn't for one other lesser species of Troll in the group and they go hand-n-hand with the Larger meaner Trolls, but they are no less vicious. They are the "Tattletale Ass-kisser Trolls".  You will NOT find one without the fucking other.

The Trolls get their cocks sucked daily by the TA's which just help to perpetuate the whole environment.  Perfect example of the Tattletale Ass-kissers, for those of you who have younger siblings, remember when you got in trouble, remember when Mom or Dad was furious and screaming or dishing out whatever abuse you went through in your particular nurturing environment, remember that kid that would come along after the tirade and show Mom or Dad how much better a son or daughter they were than you by being helpful or considerate, in other words acting totally out of character just so their ass wouldn't go through the same shit you just did? Well those bastards are Tattletale Trolls when they "gets all growns up". Yes, at some point in time they saw the Troll chew someone a new asshole for breathing and to avoid catching a fast kick in the ass themselves they began to kiss his ass, try to get on the Troll's good side in order to uh....whatever motivates these bastards.  TA's vouch for everything these Trolls say...like they actually know.  So they lie, just to keep these bullies in power.

Newsgroup Trolls are bullies, plain and simple.  They are losers in life who dress in their courage colored bully suits and spit their venom in newsgroups all over the world every single day.  Unfortunately a Troll can only be over thrown by another Troll so once you have one you might as well move to another group or deal with it because the next Troll will be no better or worse than the one you've got. Still with that said, we still need a way to strike back at these bastards and what better way than to make sure they are in the Stupid Zoo where they belong.  To read an actual thread from a newsgroup troll click here.