| The Real World is over. It has been. Ever since the first season helped to the launch the careers of Heather B., Eric the workout tape, abs of steel guy, and that other guy, you know, the moody militant writer guy. Kevin, I think his name was. Anyway, once the public saw that this show could be a jump-start for a career, The Real World has been dead. The Real World began as a show designed to showcase everyday people dealing with issues that arise from living with total strangers, in a neutral environment with clashing personalities. However, there isn’t anyone real on it anymore. The show has appeared to evolve to a point where they actually have character “slots” that need to be filled.
Can’t you just hear them right now? “Ok, who is going to be the homosexual this year, who is this year’s bitch, who is the misunderstood outcast, and who is going to be the black? Oh, wait we did the black woman last season, maybe we should do the black guy this year again, don’t you think?”
Give me a break, it’s like a James Bond film, no matter who plays Bond you know the basic character will essentially stay the same, The Real World is no different. This year’s homosexual might not be Pedro but you better believe we will have one. I have never seen so many normal looking, openly gay people in mainstream society in my life. And I live in Ann Arbor, home of the liberated homosexual. We give birth to more homosexuals in a year than Ford makes F150s. I am not saying that homosexuals aren’t everywhere, but not flaming like this they aren’t. Well maybe they are in some places, but I am getting off track. The fact that there are flaming homosexuals in the world is not the point. Let’s focus our attention on the fact that 8 people living in a huge furnished apartment and no one having a fucking job is not real. The first season was just as pretentious, however, the sincerity of the intention covered it up so very nicely.
In the first season the guy with the band, Andre I think his name was, he had the most to gain from the exposure, and he was only showcased on the show once. It seemed as if he only appeared on the camera six times altogether total. I bet he is still kicking himself in the ass for not taking advantage of the show like these fake ass groaks do now. Who needs talent to get your break, just go on The Real World, sleep with whoever was cast as the bitch that season, we know she will give it up. Then threaten to punch out the misunderstood outcast with the heart of gold, befriend the homosexual character after you initially ostracize him/her, and you might get your own Dreamcast video game. At the very least you could wrestle the Rock at Summer slam. Quit MTV, you’re killing me. Don't even get me started on the last time you fuckers played a music video. |
