RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| Mike Tyson: Sociopath or Sociopath |
 Mike Tyson would have been in here sooner, however we are of the opinion that Mike Tyson is not only stupid, he is also a sociopath. The wheels which turn to get sociopath inducted into the zoo don't turn so well. Rarely are they oiled. Almost as a rule we omit sociopaths like Iron Mike because we at the zoo are in no rush to get our asses kicked by a 230 pound professionally trained manic-depressive idiot who would show about as much personal restraint from kicking our ass as would Bill Clinton from hitting on the women competing in a white trash beauty pageant. On the grounds that he is a sociopath Mike Tyson's application was delayed in as much bureaucracy as we could create here at Eight ball. So after 7 months Mike Tyson will be mentioned as a candidate for being in the Eight ball Assholes and Idiots gallery, but lord help us if he ever found out.
Mike Tyson has every right being in the 8BM.com Assholes and Idiots gallery. He is a pure example of the type of person who continues to commit irreducible acts of stupidity, showing an utter contempt for a civil and controlled way of life. I don't care about where you come from. Mike came from a harsh neighborhood and a rough childhood but now he is not a child but a 33 year old man.
Childhood excuses for behavior problems get weaker the older you get. We all have fucked up childhood's. One reason is because as children was always want things to be our way or no way. For most of us it is the most egocentric time in our lives. At some point in time, most of us grow out of it and realize to some degree or another, we are not alone in this world and everyone else in this world doesn't exist simple to serve us. Mike belongs in the A&I Gallery because he isn't apparently smart enough to avoid the most sophomorically obvious traps and obstacles in his life. He is an antagonists dream. Mike says he is a man and you (meaning us) must respect him. However, being a man means acting like one. Iron Mike doesn't act like a man he acts like a child.
Evander Holyfield, certainty another future 8BM.com A&I inductee, head-butted Mike Tyson so his pathetic ass would have a chance to winning the second fight. So Mike Ate him. Mike ate him, literally, not once, but twice. At that point in time Mike was so enraged he wasn't thinking anymore, he didn't care what happened to Evander. However, that is exactly our point. It's too damn easy to get Mike enraged. He said he didn't care what happened to Holyfield at that point but what about himself? Mike wake up! What happened to the peace and spiritual enlightenment you received from accepting Islam? The only theology Mike seems to have is the same one he has always had, one based on the theology of excuses. Mike, I know it is hard to accept certain things about yourself, especially things that are not so flattering. However, this is one of those times when you just got do what you've got to do. People have taken advantage of you for your entire life. No one will deny that. But Mike, do you know why? It's not because the world is out to get you...it's because you are not the shiniest apple in the bowl.
Ok, there I said it. Don't get angry about it, get even. Get even by taking your anti-depression medication regularly, read a few books on personal responsibility but only after you go find
out who stole your share of the common sense.
Mike is on parole for a rape conviction, but he punches and kicks two people on the side of the road for a minor traffic accident, which consequently, jeopardizes his chances of EVER fighting again. Nowhere in his mind was a there a voice saying "Hey dumb ass do you want to go back to jail?" People like Mike give ammunition to the argument that prison must not be all that bad since they get sent back over of the dumbest shit. I thought Mike had gained some common sense or at least a sense of self preservation when he lied to the Las Vegas Boxing Commission and acted like he was sane. Mike laughed, he joked, I thought he was cool about it. Mike fights Botha. I KNOW his trainers HAD to have told Mike since Holyfield had such an easy time pissing you off and losing your cool. Your weakness has been exposed, you have no self-control. What does Mike do in the Botha fight? His very next fight mind you? Tries to twist and break Botha's arm because Botha was calling him names during the fight. How can you fall into traps that are that easily avoided? I don't have any answers and this is getting redundant so I will leave it at this, if someone can prove that Mike is mentally ill and not just a stupid spoiled man-child then he will be promptly removed from this page since the mentally ill are not eligible for the gallery. He might be removed earlier if by some twist of evil fate he gets our home phone numbers and begins to break our necks one by one. So we do reserve this right. |
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