He married a woman after knowing her 48 hours in Las Vegas and now that they are getting a divorce, has the appalling nerve to ask a judge to order a DNA test on himself to see if he is the father of his 13-month-old son Elijah Jedediah Holyfield.

Holyfield don't give us this shit about "I am human and I am fallible." Being human is a state of being, not an excuse for your actions. Being human means that we are capable of rising above, basic human animalistic urges. Being human means that God has given us the ability to make choices regarding our personal behavior, otherwise morality wouldn't even be an issue we would all be amoral.

You are the worst kind of Christian, the kind of Christian which hides behind his urges as if they were an incurable disease, which makes you cheat, lie, perform adultery, and father children out of wedlock like a god damn bunny. Anyone as Christian as you claim to be, walking to the ring like some boxing Jesus, would understand that although perfection isn't expected, that isn't taken as an convenient loop hole in the covenant to act like a fucking asshole. Holyfield is in the gallery for thinking we are all as stupid as him, as if he is getting over on someone with all that Holy Ghost shit he tries to pull.  He should be ashamed of pimping Christianity to sell his wolf tickets.

Listen, who really believes all the Jesus my lord and savior bullshit that Holyfield chokes us with before, during and after his professional boxing matches? If I have to watch this hypocrite one more time talking about feeling the Holy Ghost I will seriously throw up. "God gives victories, man judges" was his profound statement after his second asswhippin' from Lennox Lewis. Holyfield who is arguably one of the dirtiest professional fighters of the past 20 years, he routinely adds head butting, rabbit punching, biting, low blows, and holding and hitting as a part of his basic fighting strategy. Holyfield uses his Jesus angle, not at all unlike in a professional wrestling script, to deter you from what is really going on. Just ask Riddick Bowe, Mike Tyson or George Foreman how dirty Holyfield is. Bobby Chaz fought Holyfield and his eyes starting burning after only a few punches. He had to quit because they burned so much that he couldn't see.

He demanded to have Holyfield's gloves tested in a lab for a trace of a chemical lubricant. No chemical substance was found, at least not on the pair they tested. Were you appalled at Mike Tyson (another member of the stupid zoo gallery) biting ears off? Holyfield should know all about that, seeing that he did the same thing early in his career to an opponent.
Because Mr. Holyfield is often outsized by his opponents, Holyfield's most common equalizing underbelly tactic, is intentionally head butting to open a wound so he can win with a stoppage, all the while stepping on feet, and punching after the bell, whatever it takes, that is, whatever it takes outside of fair sportsmanship.

Now before you say that he is a competitive warrior, looking to take advantage of whatever edge he can muster, I am calling into question his character, not his competitiveness. Mr. Holyfield must also be competitive with spreading his seed as well.

Holyfield is guilty of fathering five children out of wedlock, two children outside of his marriage within the past 2 years is another example of Holyfield's very "selective" Christian morality.