Ok here is the game. Let's See if you can spot a Troll when you see one. Don't know if you can? Want some practice? Try going to ANY newsgroup your service provider gives you access to and spend a few days there. You will have no problem spotting one. He or she will be the violent one that spends all of his or her time biting the heads off of anyone and everyone in the group and gives and opinion or asks a question without recognizing them as an authority. Sound Easy enough?  Don't worry we will help you out if you get lost along the way with a few visual clues. Here is an actual conversation taken from the alt.fan.danni-ashe newsgroup about the bra size of one Danni Ashe. If you can spot him you win! It is as simple as that! Please feel free to find your own Troll threads and send them here to the zoo and we will print them as long as dejanews can confirm them.

• I was listening to her today on the Howard Stern show and she said her chest size is 32 inches. That surprised me because she doesn't look like she has a thin body type. How tall is she?
  Ted

• She stands 5'2. Remember chest measurement and bust measurement aren't the same thing...

• Right. Thanks. I know she has F cups so it’s not 32" around the breasts

• She's about 5' 2". The reason her chest size is so small is because she has a small back. It has nothing to do with the size of her breasts. The number 32 measures her rib cage and back, while the cup size ( F ) measures the actual volume of her breast meat.

• Kozzmo is being a wee bit technical, methinks, albeit correct. But, since he's going to be technical, Ms Danni's published stat is FF cup size, not F. FF on such a slender frame...I think she got about three women's "fair share".

• I don't give a shit about "published stats". I am an expert in these matters. I have spent countless hours studying her fleshy orbs. When I say her cup size is an "F", God has spoken and you can chisel it onto the stone tablets. Double F is a promotional figure she uses to impress the ignorant
• Whatever makes you all warm and fuzzy, but unless you're going to produce a diploma in "boobology", I'm not putting a ton of weight in your home study course, okay?

• Okay. Could someone explain the fascination with this woman to me? She's fat, ugly, annoying, has horrible cellulite, and circus-side-show breasts. What, aren't there any attractive women left on the planet? $500 grand a month? Even after you take out $400 for bandwidth, rent, model fees, etc., that's still $99,999 dollars more than she's worth. Some people will pay to see ANYTHING naked
  
• Hey Heywood, Such a clever name. You must be a loser Stern fan. I'm sorry that's redundant. If you don't like Danni, fine. You don't have to be insulting. Go kiss the Howard Sterns ass if you want cellulite. Obviously you are harboring gay tendencies and like woman that remind you of little boys!

• Sounds like wishful thinking on your part.
  
• I lost all respect for Stern when he said last week that the Shooters in the Denver School tragedy should have "raped the girls before they shot them." Thus, who is the real "airhead"...?  As for Danni, she possesses both beauty as well as intelligence which are fairly difficult to find in conjunction.
  
• Get a grip pinhead...if you took that seriously then you are part of the food chain that needs to go. He is a shock jock remember... gotcha didn’t he. I don’t give a damn what he says or you or anyone else but what does matter HERE is Danni’s tits and ass. Outside of this... take care of yourself and those close to you, and don’t worry about what Howard said. If we all did this it would be a better place. Remember Howard has kids in school too. Why would he say something like that ... to get a rise out of ya, you bone head!!!! oh yeah, in case it doesn't show... my email is boneklaw@hotmail.com if ya got somthin to say.
  
  p.s. that would make you the airhead. relax, live long and... do somthin' with yourself.
  
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