Ok in case you didn’t understand why I said that the In parts of Africa, witches are to blame article was the scariest thing I have ever read, I felt it was important enough to clarify why.  One should not need to look any further than “Ritual killers "running riot" in the Uganda’s lawless southwest to see the my side of the issue.  The key words in this sentence are “running riot” and “lawless”. Fuck what you heard. America has its problems. Yeah we have crime. We have racism. We have sexism. We have police brutality. We have homelessness. Guess what else we have here in America? We also have 911.  We also have law. For example, if I was to cut your head off and sell your eyes and your tongue for an elixir I am sure if you looked deep enough in the law books I would be breaking one of them. Not in Uganda. At least not in the “lawless Ugandan southwest”. Technically we could grab shotguns go down to Uganda and start shooting people for the hell of it and the only thing we would be breaking is possibly a human rights treaty with them signed by Harry Truman.

No law? Ritual killers running riot? Riot did you say? I hear riot I should also hear national guard. As in the governor is deploying the National Guard as we speak.  If you look past the crazy naked dude wanting to eat her nephew, and the fact that he lived in a village 100 miles away, knew her nephew's name and where his room was in the house.  Even if you tossed that up to coincidence, you can’t look past lawlessness.  I bet they don’t tell you that on the Ugandan tourist brochure. “Oh by the way don’t get caught in the southwest, we have a little problem with the ritual killers down there. It’s lawless you know.”  The fucked up part is, they aren’t breaking any laws by killing these people for their eyes and tongues…guess why?

And then what is up with that Wilson Mugwegweni dude in Zambia. He sounds pretty damn bad ass. Walking around in white linen jackets and black cowboy hats. I would be pretty terrified of his ass too.  Normally I hate those movies where the police must in list the help of a criminal to catch another criminal but in this case no one here is breaking any laws. Zambia should out of good will to the suffering people of Uganda send Mr. Mugwegweni to bring law to the land. For his trouble they just offer him a huge plot of land in Uganda right next to Kamala and let him casts demons on those ritual killers to his hearts content?  If MTV was smart they would make a Blair Witch meets Road Rules and send those kids into Zambia on a scavenger hunt for this Mugwegweni dudes black cowboy hat.  Damn, now that I think about it that would be really cool. MTV are you listening?  Mugwegweni will probably have his demons eat them in their sleep, or have lighting strike their van BUT think of the replay value of that episode. Then just think you could torture us with 8 more seasons of kids looking for the previous seasons kids which never made it back home. Hell you could even make a spin off, with more annoying hand picked kids that have to go into Uganda or Zambia to find the lost footage from the previous season. It's just an suggestion. You don't have to make the picture. But if you do I want a cut.