Personally, I must admit, I thought 24 hours after the millennium I was going to have a ton of things to write about at Eight ball. I thought the millennium was going to be Stupid Fest 2000 or something like that. So here we are one whole day into a brand new millennium and I cannot help but feel a bit disappointed.  None of the VIP’s ever bothered to show up. You can come out of the underground bunkers now, I guess the Russians must love their children too. You can quit your evangelic predictions Bible Bob…Jesus did not show up either.

I guess He had better things to do than to appear to a bunch of people that would not recognize what he looked like if he invited them a kosher meal in the dinning room of his own home after they caught him walking out of a synagogue. For all of you that were afraid that evil space aliens where going to come down from planet "Zarnot X" and appear to the leaders of the world and then enslave us, well you can put away your anal lube, all of those awful the alien abduction experiments will have to take place another day.  Alien invaders from far away galaxies will just have to continue to be bad Hollywood films for the time being.  Unless of course you count Dennis Rodman as an alien life form, then in that case they have been here ever since he left the Pistons. 

What happened to all the militants? What happened to the Klu Klux Klan and their plans to start a race war to spark off Armageddon? I guess it is sorta hard to kick off a revolution without heavy KKK causalities since to get the “niggers” that they want they would have to venture to where THEY live. I guess starting off a race war will just have to wait until the KKK can figure out how to bully the nice non-threatening bourgeois Negroes that live right next door to them in the suburbs, to get the inner city gangster rap Negroes that they are really afraid of taking over the country to give a fuck.  Now I admit to my surprise all the Bin la din Muslim terrorists where quite too. 

To my knowledge, nothing important exploded. There weren't any conspicuous fertilizer trucks parked in front of any hospitals and government buildings.  That no doubt is a credit to our great FBI and CIA agencies, which I feel, have finally realized that the most dangerous terrorists this country will ever see will be grown from within. His description will most likely be a male with a baseball cap on his head brandishing the logo of some piece of farm equipment than some towel headed immigrant working 3 jobs so that his family can eat.  Over all I must say I was impressed with how little actually happened. I was proud that people acted like they had some humanity in them when they had every opportunity show once again that they had none.  We want to wish everyone a Happy New Year and we hope to enjoy many more with you. From all of us at the zoo, to all of our friends, thank you and take care.