Convicted Serial Killer Hadden Clark (the guy that would kill and eat women in hopes that eating his victims would literally turn him into a woman) was sentenced to life imprisonment and while in prison has apparently met a convict that he is convinced is Jesus. In an attempt to get his (Jesus’) life sentences shaved back a few years (he is also a convicted murderer), he has convinced Clark to help authorities piece together some of Hadden Clark’s crimes by helping them find the remains of his victims. That is, the victims that he didn’t eat.

The only reason police suspect that Hadden is talking to them now is because they believe it allows him to relive his crimes, since in prison there aren’t any women he can eat. Even so, Hadden wouldn’t agree to help police until they agreed to give him an outfit of women’s clothing to wear. Police believe Hadden Clark killed no less than 11 women.

I want to know how come every time they catch a serial killer the media always finds about a half a dozen or so people that they quickly toss in front of a camera to say that they knew the guy and that they had no clue he was dangerous.  

“I had no clue Hadden was a serial killer. He was a quiet man and kept to himself. Didn’t really bother anyone. Yeah, I mean I thought it was kind of weird that he would drink the blood that drained off the beef but I couldn’t make a leap from that to all the people that have been disappearing around the neighborhood. That just wouldn’t be fair to anyone.”

I think this is like the majority of people that believe that a guy isn’t gay simply because he is married. Give them any hint of a change up pitch and they just swing for the fences.

Hadden Clark had all the signs of a serial killer. For example, when Hadden worked at various Cape Cod Restaurants his co-workers noticed his propensity for drinking the blood that drained from the beef.

Police always talk about how they are chilled when they hear these serial killers so coldly giving them details of the torturing and cannibalizing of their victims. I say get over it. You should have gotten those chills when you heard that he was drinking the blood from the beef. I hear that one, I assume that I am dealing with a serial killer, everything else is just fundamental at that point.

On top of Hadden drinking the beef blood he also has a brother serving time in California for killing a woman (Patricia Mak) and cutting her up with a hatchet. Is Hadden guilty by association? Damn skippy he is. If you are drinking blood and you are born, raised and blood related to a convicted murderer sirens need to be going off in someone’s homicide department.

Social services should have been called when they found out that Hadden’s mom was confined to a wheel chair and the father lived in the backyard in a fucking wooden shed.

Hadden was discharged from the Navy is 1985 for being a paranoid schizophrenic. Clue number three.

He was known for leaving severed fish heads at his landlord’s doorstep in 1988, and was arrested for dressing up in women’s clothing and stealing purses from a ladies choir in Bethesda, Md in 1989.

And for those of you that think I am generalizing to much I want you to name me one person in history that drank blood, had a brother convicted of chopping a woman to pieces, was kicked out of the military for being a paranoid schizophrenic, left dead animal heads on his landlord’s doorstep at night, would dress up like a woman and steal ladies purses from church choir and had a father that would rather live in a wooden shed behind the house than in the house with his family that wasn’t a serial killer!