9/19/00
I apologize if it seems like I am posting a lot of exorcist articles this week but that is what I see coming off the wires. Here is a little note, India is about due for something fucked up real soon, you just wait. And remember you heard it from me first. It has been quiet down there for too long.

10/02/00 13 days later…
India suffered its worst flood in 22 years killing 900 people and the death toll is rising. Officials in India that have been trolling the waters for corpses have pulled out nearly 897. Most people expect to hit damn near a grand by Wednesday afternoon. Flood waters from across West Bengal swept away about 200 people, however most of those were believed already dead.

In Bangladesh the floods have killed more than 100 people and left 1.5 million homeless and many more marooned for nearly two weeks. There are currently outbreaks of diseases in people that man hasn’t seen since the time of the Moses with all of the dead cattle and decaying bodies all over the fucking place. You know even more people will die from the fucking mudslides coming next week. About 20 deaths from water-borne diseases have already been reported from different parts of the state. Not only do I have an uncanny “gaydar” I must also have an equally exceptional “Indiaisfuckeddar”. All it took was 13 days after I predicted another Indian tragedy.

Once again let me say that 8BM.com does not in any way endorse the act of aggression that God has taken against the law abiding, generally peaceful people of India. We believe it is unfortunate that God can find no better way of expressing his hatred for the Indian people than killing them off by the thousands at a time. Have we not learned anything from the book of Exodus? Has he not learned after all these years that pagans are people too? We deeply regret that this conflict, which has been going on between God and the Indian people, cannot come to some closure through peaceful political means. What has happened to the people of India has pierced the soul of everyone here at 8BM.com, and although we are not pagans, God’s actions of late illustrate just how easy it is to get on his bad side and catch a swift kick in the ass. If we don’t stand up for the people of India, then who will be around to stand up for us at this rate?

This incident again should underscore how profoundly important it is that everyone, Indians and Americans alike, come together in the face of these events to protect all of ourselves from unprovoked violence from vengeful, pitiless, narcissistic omnipotent beings.