Before I start, let me just say that I don’t believe society should discriminate against people for things that they have no control over, regardless of how uncomfortable it makes us. Obviously, many reasonable, level headed people subscribe to this argument, and so to gain this group's support, one must find some way to include themselves in that “I can’t help it” segment of the population. Well the latest and “largest” group to attempt to gain admission into the “I can’t help it” caste is now fat people.  I am not talking about those of us that could stand to have a few less slices of pizza now and then, I am talking about those of us that need special equipment to wash our ass.

``We don't need a diet. . . . We need an end to discrimination,'' shouted fat right's advocate Marilyn Wann, an active member of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, and also the author of the book ``Fat! So? Because You Don't Have to Apologize for Your Size!'' to a panel that considered the legislation. 
That is your problem. Your fat ass doesn't know how to multi-task.

Wann weighs 270 pounds and says that this is her natural weight. ''  270 pounds is the natural weight for a baby whale not a human being. Just once, I want to see one of these unhealthily obese people eat for one, instead of three and tell me that it is natural. I have personally seen trailer trash at one sitting, eat a bucket of Fried Chicken and a gallon of ice cream for lunch. That shit is not natural.

She said a person's weight is 80 percent determined by genetics. Where does she get that statistic from? I think 80 percent of a person’s weight is determined by sheer volume of food and a refusal to get off the fucking couch. She said that the common perception that fat people are unhealthy has got to go. That is like saying cigarettes don’t cause lung cancer saying that body weight has nothing to do with health. A human skeletal frame was not designed to hold 500 pounds of fat.  Hear me out. How can you get so fat that one day you try to sit up and discover that you can’t get out of bed and call that shit a common misconception by the general public as being unhealthy?

When people had to hunt for their own food with a sharp rock tied on the tip of a stick no one weighed 700 pounds. Hell, forget hunting for your food, you can’t catch fruit on a vine at 700 pounds. You can't bend over and pick beans at 700 pounds. You couldn't avoid stepping in a ditch at 700 pounds. You could have a bunny rabbit standing right below your feet and you wouldn't even know it because you can't see over your gut.  In pre-historic time we didn’t have land whales like we do now but we still had genetics. Then again, maybe obesity is a genetic thing. Maybe some people “genetically” eat food like most people breathe air.

I am against the discrimination of fat people in most cases but that is because in most cases body weight has nothing to do with performing the job I am paying you to do.  But once you want us to start making triple wide seats in movie theaters to accommodate your fat ass, I want you to start paying triple admission.