Now I have to come to old Dubya’s defense here on this whole Dyslexia issue. I believe him when he says that he is not Dyslexic. Bush is not dyslexic, he is just an idiot. I am not an expert in these matters, but trust me with this one. This is like that episode of the Cosby Show when they explain away Theo’s troubles in school with him having dyslexia. Bush is just an old fashion, garden-variety simpleton.

If I were a registered republican I would be outraged at this latest accusation. How dare you confuse the two, being a moron and being dyslexic. I am offended for the dyslexic by making that association. Dubya as you all know has been criticized for frequently in the press for his fumbling his words on the campaign trail. At times, it was almost classic Dan Quayle type shit. He once told a woman he wanted to help her “put food on her family.” He has vowed to “use our technology to enhance uncertainty abroad,” to “feed faces all across the world,” and “hail success as well as failure.” Also on his list of greatest hits are “Reading is the basics for all learning,'' and ``The senator cannot have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.''

Today, he mispronounced the word “subliminal” pronouncing it ``subliminable'' four times amid a controversy over the subliminal messages he put in his latest Gore bashing campaign. When other people are idiots they are labeled and off we go on our marry way. But I guess when your dad is the former president of the United States, and you haven’t amounted to shit in your life and you find yourself anointed the presidential candidate for one of the two major national parties suddenly your little “speaking problem” becomes a politically correct learning disorder.

Give me a break. Like they just discovered that this fucker couldn’t talk.
You wanna know how I know Bush isn’t dyslexic?
Albert Einstein was dyslexic. So was Leonardo Da Vinci and Alexander Graham Bell. Bush is not in this category he is more like in the same category as a Daryl Strawberry or a Dr. Laura. Both of which are complete idiots and both of whom suffer from the same ass backwards approach to life as old Dubya here. They think they are smarter than they are, that they can get away with anything, and are too stupid to see that we see them for what they are.
If words ever started dancing off the paper when Dubya is reading off a teleprompter that is because he is wasted not because of dyslexia. And if his policies seem simple and childlike that is because that is what level they have to be on for him to articulate it.