Planetary Alignment comes and goes. Jesus refuses to return to his followers!
Once again doomsayers all over the world predicted all sorts of disasters because of last weeks alignment of the sun, moon and the five brightest planets. Once again, nothing happened. Doomsayers predicted everything from a stock market crash to monster tidal waves. Richard Noone's book, ''5/5/2000: Ice, The Ultimate Disaster,'' suggested that gravitational pull from the alignment, coupled with increased solar activity, would trigger a chain of events causing massive earthquakes and tidal waves. He said he was glad that he was wrong. I bet, so now he can find another asteroid out of its orbit to write another disaster book about and make more money off you cowards.
Like usual, you hear what the quacks say and then you go to people like astronomer John Mosley, at the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles, who explains that the gravity of the sun and moon have a far greater effect on the Earth than the pull of planets. Even at their closest possible approach, an alignment of the planets would add only three-thousandths of an inch to a 6-foot tide. That's the thickness of a wet sheet of tissue.
Ooooooooo I so scared.
I will never feel bad pointing out the stupidity in these religious quacks that prey on the superstitious, fearful and pathetic with these “pulling it out of my ass” doomsday predictions.
People are so pathetic. All you have to do is toss some vengeful spook God into the equation and suddenly you are some sort of prophet. Now no one can make a move or live their lives, make a simple decision without first consulting you. It’s like these people believe whether or not you decide to have fish or chicken for dinner is going to negatively affect whether your child gets accepted into Harvard 12 years from now, or your house gets burned down to the ground because a meteorite crashed through your living room.
How do I know these doomsayers are going to be wrong? Why don’t I have any reservation about saying it? I am not an idiot. Therefore my threshold for knowledge is a little higher than the average cult follower.
Find me one passage in the Bible where Jesus was quoted by anyone as saying that we would know the exact time of his return by the alignment of some planet or the date on a calendar made by some guy in a dress during the Roman Empire that just arbitrarily decided when to start counting at 1? Have any of you ever heard of the word “context”? How in the fuck could Jesus have ever implied that Pokemon was the sign of the end of the world in what is now modern day Palestine over 2000 years ago? Use your head, you fucking spooks. Jesus never even implied anything about Pokemon because the question of Pokemon existing or NOT existing has nothing to do with his message symbolically, literally, figuratively, spiritually, intellectually, sexually or hypothetically! Nether does Barney, Teletubbies, Heavy Metal Music, astrological abnormalities, underwater sea monsters, giant people-eating robots, or 6 year old Cuban illegal immigrants!
I thought you realized a few hundred years ago that you are not the center of the damn universe? Well you are not! Why would he want to come back to you anyway?
source: The End is Nigh -- Again: Scientists Say 'No Way' to Solar Tidal Doom, space.com, 09 March 2000
same difference
Evander
Holyfield: Criminally Hypocritical. Listen who really believes
all the Jesus my lord and savior bullshit that Holyfield chokes
us with before during and after his professional boxing matches
Once again doomsayers all over the world predicted all sorts of disasters because of last weeks alignment of the sun, moon and the five brightest planets. Once again, nothing happened. Doomsayers predicted everything from a stock market crash to monster tidal waves. Richard Noone's book, ''5/5/2000: Ice, The Ultimate Disaster,'' suggested that gravitational pull from the alignment, coupled with increased solar activity, would trigger a chain of events causing massive earthquakes and tidal waves. He said he was glad that he was wrong. I bet, so now he can find another asteroid out of its orbit to write another disaster book about and make more money off you cowards. 
