French porn star Lolo Ferrari died on Sunday of natural causes in her house on the French Riviera.

She was only 30-years-old.

Ferrari was billed as ``the woman with the biggest breasts in the world'' and had a reputed 71-inch silicone-enhanced bust. There were no further details about her death given at the time.

I have to be honest with you. I am perplexed over this “natural causes" scenario the police are trying to paint for us.

I have no idea what “natural” causes could kill a 30-year-old.

Natural causes conjure images of dying in your sleep. Dying in your sleep happens to 87-year-olds not to 30-year-olds.

Plus, applying the term “natural” in any context to a woman with a 71-inch silicone-enhanced bust is a bit inappropriate as well.

I mean, maybe it would be “natural” to die if one of those tits rolled up on her face while she slept and suffocated her, but if you have a tit that big, that can do that much damage, well that shit ain’t natural either.