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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward
Worst Luck Ever. This is so Pathetic it is funny. Fuck Being Old In Germany.

An elderly couple in Munich Germany were found dead in their apartment the other day. Apparently, the elderly woman started having a painful heart attack and was gripping her chest, her husband, also older than Jesus, saw this and tried the best he could to come to her aid, however, he was confined to a wheel chair.

So as he was trying his best to maneuver around the furniture in the apartment to get to his wife he tipped his chair over, broke his neck and died right in front of her.


Upon seeing her husband fall over and break his neck, this pushed the old lady over the edge, with no reason to live and she gave in to the heart attack, fell straight to the floor and died. Well she should have not been so self-centered on that point of not having anything to live for because they had a pet dog.

So now we have two dead people in the living room a few feet from one another, which sadly leaves no one to take care of Yorkshire terrier and it eventually died of starvation.

Old people apparently have a history of having it bad in Germany.
In 1998 a Hamburg man was found sitting in front of his television with it on. He had been dead for five years. If any place need to start a “Login’s Run” elderly program it would be Germany. Being old in Germany must be a bitch.

same difference

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source: Associated Press