In Arizona we have a middle school teacher Kathy Morris, a science teacher and choir director that was complaining about school security being fucked up. The school where she taught, La Cima, has never had a shooting. Obviously growing increasingly impatient with all of the eleven year old gang bangers, pimps, drug addicts and serial rapists which fill her sixth grade class whom she taunted and gloated to harm her everyday, she decided to take matters into her own hands. To prove that security was basically non-existent, she shot herself at point blank range and then tried to blame it on two fictitious bald headed kids all to prove a point.
She claimed she was shot by a kid in his late teens from 6 feet away approximately 90 minutes before school started. However, she had powder burns on her blouse which indicated that she shot herself at point blank range.
Investigators who never believed her story then found a .38-caliber gun under a false bottom in Morris' purse. In light of this evidence she was forced to admit that she shot herself to prove a “point”. Well she succeeded. This bitch is nuts. She had been writing herself threatening notes for weeks, one of which said, "Pass she lives, fail she dies."
Now she is going to be committed to a mental health facility to ensure that she is not a danger to herself or to others. Morris had no previous criminal record and a district spokesman said Morris had never showed any irrational behavior besides the fact that she was writing herself threatening notes that sounded like they were lifted from a “good” Sylvester Stallone script.
They didn’t see this coming. Police say they are skeptical of her professed motive, what is more likely to be the issues behind her shooting herself is that this is one stubborn bitch that can’t handle not getting her way. That, or she is just crazy, which is never as entertaining explanation so our expert criminal analysts try not to use it, if it is at all possible. |
