In a beauty pageant, a woman is supposed to be able to dance, sing or do something to that effect to show she has talent other than looking beautiful.
It is a half-ass attempt to try to make it seem like men give a fuck that these chicks can do anything more than look pretty.
I guess their line of thought is that a beauty pageant isn’t sexist if a bitch can play the flute.
Miss Colombia has her panties all in a bunch over a joke that David Letterman said on his show that one of her talents was swallowing bags of heroin. The joke went something like this… ``I don't know if you've seen a beauty pageant lately, but you know what's really gotten very impressive, the talent competition, for example, Miss Colombia -- and this was hard to beat -- swallowed 50 balloons full of heroin.''
Now Miss Colombia is threatening to sue David Letterman over the comment. She said that Letterman insulted all Colombians with his comment.
She as well as the Colombian Ambassador to the United States are hot as hell and are in the newspapers saying that they are tired of being stereotyped as drug traffickers.
``I am totally outraged,'' Andrea Noceti told the Bogotá-based RCN television news. ``I don't think there should be jokes about something this serious ... people have died in this conflict.''
Colombia is the number one supplier of cocaine to the whole freakin planet. They are not number 16. No one else on the earth grows more cocaine than you and judging by the amount of drug addicts we have here in the states and the amount of people in prison for selling the shit, considering 80% of it comes from you I don’t see it as such an unfair stereotype. No one said that everyone in Colombia was a drug trafficker but getting mad that you are being associated with cocaine is like Germany being angry that someone is associating their country with Nazi.

How can you mention a Nazi without mentioning Germany? How can you mention cocaine and not mention Colombia?
Fact: Colombia is the world’s top producer of cocaine and is a major supplier of heroin for the United States.
Fact: We, the United States are their biggest customers.
Fact: Colombia is ranked in the world’s most politically corrupt nations by Transparency International..
Fact: The corruption thing might have something to do with fact number one, but don’t hold me to that.
Fact: You cannot think of Colombia and not think of Cocaine.  Colombia without Cocaine is like Danni Ashe without her tits.
I don’t care if Miss Colombia had triple D breasts and could play the flute with her twat, I would still think of Colombia as the cocaine capital of the world. I thought the joke was funny and if you can’t deal with the fact that cocaine is your largest national export then go back to selling Bananas or whatever you did before you got rich off the white horse.
Just remember we are your biggest customers.