The Disclosure Project is an attempt by a group of people made up mostly of retired military personnel that claim to have actual proof of the existence of UFOs to incite the government to admit that unidentified flying objects are piloted by creatures from another world.
Actual proof? I don’t know if the world is ready for this.
They met in the main ballroom of the National Press Club and set a table up before a dozen television cameras.
They took turns speaking about aerial anomalies, pointed to a bunch of black-and-white photographs of saucer-shaped aircraft.
Unfortunately no one has brought out an alien tentacle in a zip lock baggy yet but hey, they said they had proof. I take it they are saving actual alien tentacles for the main event.
No doubt everyone was waiting to see them lead some “monkey man” out in chains and claim him to be a repossessed product of some human hybridization program the aliens have been running in Dennis Rodman’s basement. Or maybe they would bring out some chick that will claim to have given birth to dozens of alien implanted fetuses. At the very least, they need to bring out a redneck. He doesn’t have to have been abducted by an alien or anything but what would a UFO press conference without a hick?
There are two things a redneck brings an air of validity too, a Klu Klux Klan rally and a UFO press conference. You can’t have either without one.

However, there was none of that. These were military men and they were basically telling us about all of the crazy shit that they had seen that they couldn’t explain, radar blips moving at extraordinary speeds, those funny shaped Frisbees they keep pointing at in those blown up black and white photographs but none of them had actually seen an alien.

Then came Clifford Stone, a retired Army sergeant who said he had direct contact with one of those sonovabitches.
Ok, now you have my attention.
He said he had seen them dead and alive at the scenes of crashed saucers. He claimed that there are 57 known alien species, including three types of “gray.” To make it worse he said that many aliens are humanoid and indistinguishable from members of our own species.

I don’t know about you, but if that is the case, that they look indistinguishable from us, that totally smashes my theory that Dr. Laura is an alien. She actually looks like one.

Some other things they left us to think about were that George Bush, when director of the Central Intelligence Agency, refused to give newly inaugurated President Carter the top-secret files on UFOs. There are people who believe that the current Bush administration wants to build a missile defense shield as part of its covert war with the aliens.

Oh yeah, and they assured everyone that the military has already developed spacecraft that can travel faster than the speed of light.

Suddenly, I am not sure many of these television cameras are coming back after lunch.

Basically this was an Argument from Authority meaning that we are supposed to believe them because of who they are, much like you are supposed to listen to your doctor when he tells you that he sees something troubling in your x-ray. He is the doctor. He should know right?

Graham Bethune, a retired Navy pilot, told of seeing a glow near Iceland that turned into a circle of lights with a dome. This was 1951. He's ready to testify under oath.

Robert Salas, a retired Air Force captain, said a "bright, glowing red object" hovered outside the gate of a nuclear weapons site in Montana in 1967. The weapons suddenly went into a "no go" condition.