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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward
Child is expelled from school after claiming to be satan's brother

Jesus freaks look no further your anti-Christ has apparently arrived…well, at least his uncle has.

A 10-year-old gifted boy who claims that he is the brother of Satan has been removed from public school 236 in Mill Basin. This is after he has successfully terrorized two other Brooklyn public schools.
Described as an exceptionally bright child who is enrolled in the eagle Program for gifted students he has threatened to kill his classmates not once but twice since late March.

He had no prior disciplinary record. No one knows what brought all of this shit on.

Schools Chancellor Harold Levy said only that the school district "is making arrangements for alternative instruction" for the boy.

On March 28, he was booted from PS 207 in Marine Park after allegedly threatening to kill several children in his class. At that time, one parent said, the boy referred to himself as the "brother of Satan" and warned classmates "not to make me go home and get my father's gun." Another parent, whose daughter was among those threatened, said the boy told classmates that they are "going to be with me in hell."
A flyer of unknown origin started circling around proclaiming that the 10-year-old had "created a 'Hit-List' of children he wanted to 'Kill'! He described the weapon (gun) he would use for this massacre in great detail. ... No one is safe!"


At least 50 parents at PS 207 signed a petition demanding that the boy be barred from class. When officers went to the boy's house, they found a .357 Ruger handgun licensed to his father, police said.

They say parents were frustrated and angry and were demanding answers.
Answers to what? Is he or isn’t he Satan’s brother? Well is he a fan of the purple teletubbie?
Oh wait, that would make him gay not Satan’s uncle wouldn’t it?

Never mind.
If you ask me, this kid wanted to get out of going to school and figured here was a sure fire way of not having to come back.
Besides there are enough Satan hunting grand parents out there that if they really believed that he was the brother of Satan, one call to the assistant living center and that would have been his ass.

same difference

Another Grandmother mistakes grandchild for Satan
I think this is becoming a bit of a problem A confused Hanover grandmother was sent to a Medfield State mental hospital for psychiatric evaluation after she stabbed her 3 year old grandson

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