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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward
Eight Witch Doctors Beaten To Death Over Missing Penis

In Lagos, Nigeria eight members of a religious group accused of using black magic to make a man's penis disappear had the shit kicked out of them by an angry a mob. The mob beat them to death with sticks and then burnt their bodies just to be safe. The victims were all members of the Brotherhood of the Cross and Star the local newspaper reported. The sect was holding a conference in the city when a resident, Kunle Eniola, suddenly claimed members of the brotherhood had caused his penis to disappear. Shortly after a mob formed and the Angry residents quickly pounced on the meeting and beat eight members to death.

Belief in magic is widespread in Nigeria, as are instances of people being killed for allegedly using their power to fuck people up.

I promised a reader in South Africa that I would to make a point of noting to my American readership that Africa is not a country but a continent and that some places in Africa are modern.  Now with that said, before I go off and condemn the sheer ass backwardness of the apparent thriving black magic industry which appears to be racking in a huge profit damn near all over the continent, I will say that although it seems ass backwards I understand it.

Humans are the weakest species on the planet and no one knows that more than the African. They watch elephants put away 250 pounds of food a day and still are able to out run us.

So many things are stronger than us. It is pointless to list them. One black Mamba snake moves into the area looking for humans to eat and the whole village has to pick up, pack up and move on the dime. Even today when a black mamba sighting is confirmed in the vicinity of a village they call in the military on the "red phone" and they come armed to the teeth like they are hunting the Predator, round up the snake and airlift it to some place where people haven't populated.

If I lived in a straw hut right next to a pack of drought hungry lions, rhinoceroses, and hyenas and lord knows what else surrounding me every single day and all I had to protect myself was a loin cloth and a spear, I would probably resort to the other world magic to gain some sense of sanity over my life. So I can see where they are coming from. However, that would have all ended as soon as I got my hand on a fire-stick (gun) during the slave trade. So basically they have no excuse to still hire witch doctors to send ghosts to beat up playground bullies at parochial schools, or to make concoctions that make you impervious to gun fire, but I admit cultural habits die hard.
same difference

Man Admits Sending Ghosts To Attack Girls For Teasing His Daughter
Only in Africa can you get arrested for sending ghosts to a school. How do you prove that kind of stuff.

A Ghanaian man was shot dead by a fellow villager while testing a magic spell
A Ghanaian man was shot dead by a fellow villager while testing a magic spell designed to make him bulletproof

source: Associated Press