RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| Eighth-grader shocks 9 students with stun gun |
Here is a testament to the intelligence of children.
I no longer believe in the survival of the fittest, because if there wasn’t some just plain old dumb luck involved, most children wouldn’t live to see 17.
A Queens eighth-grader tested the power of a stun gun that he found in his landlord’s apartment by not only zapping classmates but also himself. The school only caught on to the students experiments with high voltage technology when one kid complained to the school nurse about a wound on his stomach.
Why weren’t more kids complaining about dizziness, loss of breath, loss of muscle control or heart arrhythmia?
Well one reason is because surprisingly enough the kid that brought the stun gun to school wasn’t bullying students with it. Nah, most of the students that he shocked actually asked him to shock them. They wanted to know what it felt like to be stunned.
Now I have never been shocked with a stun gun but considering that the police use this device to incapacitate unruly and often violent suspects I am assuming that it doesn’t make you drowsy.
"He was stunning people in my gym class," one student said. "They wanted to be stunned. They wanted to see how it feels."
As the boy showed off the stun gun, some students shouted "Me first, me first!" witnesses said.
Wake up America, this is our future.
The kid was charged with criminal possession of a weapon, assault and reckless endangerment and was released into the custody of his mother. The case will be handled in Family Court, officials said because apparently he was a good kid. Police withheld his name because of his age.
Although most of the kids shocked were shocked willingly not all of the boys who were zapped say they asked for it. One kid was shocked unexpectedly while he was getting on the school bus and was fucked up for the rest of the day.
Dr. Mitu Saggar said tests showed two suffered muscular side effects of electric shock and needed to be checked again as a precaution.
When she explained the potential severity of stun-gun injuries, which can include heart arrhythmia, the boys started crying like bitches.
"They didn't realize the consequences," she said. "Several of them were nervous, and even weepy."
Schools Chancellor Harold Levy, calling the incident "disturbing". |
