RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| Yukon Has Record Year For UFO Sightings. Scratch That Off The Place To See List. |
British Columbia and the Yukon recorded unusually high sightings of UFOs in 2000, with the third highest number of incidents in the 11-year history of its annual report.
UFO investigators in the Yukon, meanwhile, suspect the jump in sightings and the number of cases involving triangular-shaped flying objects may suggest the testing of secret military aircraft in the area.
That sounds like your stock explanation for UFO’s…”Oh, those aren’t UFO’s those are the secret military craft flying around from the secret hidden military base down the street.”
You know this isn’t like the Detroit International Auto Show where they show you the prototype and then in a few years you can go out and buy it. It’s not like you see these triangle-shaped objects flying around for a few years while they are working the bugs out, and then you see them on CNN in a few years bombing Iraq. I have yet to see a fucking flying saucer with a United States flag on the side lifting off a battleship. How many years do you have to test these things out before you put them to use? Fuck, if they took this long to test out the tank we would still be fighting our wars on horses.
All across Canada, reports of UFOs totaled 263 in 2000, ranking the year third behind 1997, when 284 UFOs were sighted, and 1993, with its record 489 sightings.
Mr. Rutkowski recreational UFOlogist and self-proclaimed "open-minded skeptic" with an undergraduate degree in astronomy said most of the sightings in 1993 were attributed to a cosmic fireball, or bolide, that penetrated the Earth's atmosphere above Canada.
Similarly, the 263 sightings in 2000 only produced 34 cases that remained unknown after further investigation by people who do not live their lives vicariously through Mulder and Scully.
Here is a little known fact. UFO sightings are ranked by their “strangeness.” This however refers to the phenomenon observed and not the quality of the actual person who claims to have observed the phenomenon. Strangeness is based on like the color of the object that was seen, the reliability of the information that witnesses were able to provide, and the perceived strangeness of the incident.
"If a person sees a light in the sky that doesn't move and just sits there, chances are it's a star and the strangeness of that report is pretty low," said Mr.Rutkowski "But if they're watching this star and it gets bigger and bigger and turns out to be a saucer that lands next to them and two men with antennas get out, that's a high strangeness event that's difficult to write off as a star."
Among the 263 reports across Canada were two close encounters of the third kind, in which a witness claims to have seen figures or entities along with the UFO.
In one such incident in Mission, B.C., a man claimed he saw a flying saucer outside his home, in which he observed a being that appeared human, clad in coveralls and staring back at him.
Hmmm…coveralls did you say? Well that answers a lot of questions I have.
According to the report, there were no reported alien abductions in 2000. Mr. Rutkowski said such cases are difficult to examine, since those alleging an abduction can rarely provide a time of day, a description of the UFO and a location.
He failed to mention that is because those who claim abduction usually can’t tell time, read, or write. There are 14 million Trekies that would give their first born in a second to be abducted by a UFO. Aliens never grab them. Probably because once they got on the ship they would start calibrating the dilithium crystals in the warp engines, trying to fire up the cloaking devices and teaching the mutant inbreeds how to speak. The last thing an Alien needs is lectures from some overweight social reject who lives in his parents basement on how they are breaking the prime directive. |
