Amidst all of this talk about our public education system being in shambles, and who is to blame a story like this comes across the news wire. A High school teacher in North Gergen, New Jersey named Debbie Noonan is being suspended pending an investigation and probable disciplinary action because while she was grading papers at her desk several students in her class engaged in sex acts without her knowing.

Apparently, during a game of truth or dare a 14-year-old girl went down and performed oral sex on a male student and allowed at least two other boys to kiss and fondle her large breasts, among other acts. All in all nine students were involved in the sucking, fingering, fondling and probing session. It is not clear whether or not there was more than one slut besides the big tittied girl involved.

The game halted at one point when Noonan heard the students giggling and asked what they were doing. Once she returned to her desk, the game resumed, the newspaper reported.

"You would expect a teacher to be aware of what her students were doing in a small classroom," township spokesman Paul Swibinski said.

High School does not sound like it is the same as it was when I went to school, but more like the way I wanted it to be when I went to school. Hell, I think metal detectors and anger management courses for the nerds and geeks is a fair trade to have the option of getting hand jobs and blow jobs in the middle of mathematics. Or maybe even having the annual tradition of having the bustiest seniors driving by the school in the back of a pickup truck and flashing us all for a senior “prank”.

All we had was senior skip day. When we waited all year so we could cut class and go take our broke asses to the fucking mall.