God is no longer even trying to perpetrate as if he is not knee deep in the cosmic plot to remove India from the face of the earth. I thought when he gave Pakistan the atomic bomb that they both would be gone by now.

I guess that is just too easy. What kind of fun would it be to just put them out of their misery? Why have India and Pakistan blow each other up over a strip of land when you can just have 10,000 fucking angry shit throwing monkeys raid the city and beat them down like only a superhuman level strength ambidextrous orangutan can?

At least 10,000 monkeys have raided India's capital city of Delhi, stealing food, threatening workers and shredding important documents in government buildings. They are so out of control that people are walking the streets with rocks and sticks to defend themselves. Apparently, it is against Indian belief system to kill a monkey. So they are having free reign. Let's see how long that tradition lasts.

When shit like this happened before, the authorities would just round up the little bastards and drop them off in the outlying areas. Well apparently, those areas are full now.

Officials believe there is little that can be done to solve the problem, and many employees come to work fearing attacks. Government employee Surekha Rao said, "I am sometimes faced with groups of monkeys, big huge looking fellows."

Some people have suggested (mainly those that are still skeptical that God would be going out of his way to destroy India) the problem with the monkeys' over riding the city has stemmed from human overpopulation rather than the other way around. Animal rights advocate Iqbal Malik stated, "We have encroached on their homelands, we have taken away their fruits, we have reduced their water sources and we are trapping them from their home range, from their forests, so they are coming to urban areas."

8BM.com says, "The problem is between you and God. Using the monkeys against you was simply ingenious. Repent dammit. How long do you think you can last fighting God? I don't give a fuck if you are not truly sorry for whatever you did to piss him off, suck up your pride and say it. 10,000 Monkeys. He summoned 10,000 monkeys from nowhere on your ass and you think you can win this? He is just toying with you before he hits you with a Typhoon or something. Don't fall for it. Here is a hint, when the monkeys suddenly all leave town in the middle of the night, you follow them. My money is on the fact that they have some inside information.