Honestly these are the types of articles which piss me off the most. Some bastard named, no, excuse me, known as John Hawk, (that should be your first clue) is known throughout the Celina Police Department as strange. So strange in fact that when he recently beheaded the corpse of one of his family members just hours before the funeral the Celina police department said on record that they weren’t surprised.

Silence.

Dave Slusser, (Mr. Hawk's birth name) often spoke to the police about his unusual religious beliefs. Like how if you want to resurrect a deceased love one all you have to do is eat their brain. And the police knew about that classic from a flyer that Mr. Hawk would post all over town and hand out to people on the street.

Now Mr. Hawk has been charged with a fifth-degree felony and was taken to a Dayton psychiatric Hospital to be evaluated as to how fucked up he really is.

Mr. Hawk was described as always very polite and cordial. He generally kept to himself.

"If Mr. Hawk went off his medication or there was some event in his life that would stir him up, he would go out and try to profess to others his concepts or take part in activities that he felt were necessary," the chief said. "Those type of activities usually drew people's attention enough that they would call us."

As horrific as that sounds, Chief Slusser said he does not think John Hawk would have seen it that way.  "There was nothing malicious or any criminal intent to what he did," he said. "In his mind, he was helping."

Mr. Hawk reportedly had asked if he could have a few moments alone with his deceased uncle, William Hawk, then allegedly used a hand saw to cut off his head, which he took back to his house.

Mr. Hawk was arrested about 30 minutes later, and the body part was returned to the funeral home for the 10 a.m. service. The family decided to proceed with the funeral, said Marcia Stansbury, one of the funeral home owners.

What didn't seem bizarre initially was Mr. Hawk's request for a few private moments with the corpse early in the morning. Said one of the funeral home owners.

"It's not unusual for someone to come in early because we're a farming community," Ms. Stansbury said. "We try to accommodate everyone.

"The chances of that happening are what? One in a million. It's just hard to believe it happened at all. We're a small town - a village of 1,100 people."

Chief Slusser said individuals like Mr. Hawk are in every town, big and small.

"Everybody has their John Hawks living in their community, maybe just down the block," he said. "Usually they go through their lives never doing anything to attract enough attention to be noticed."