Former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith begged a federal judge to get going in ruling on her claim to her billionaire husband's estate.

Huge-breasted Anna Nicole Smith married 89-year-old billionaire J. Howard Marshall because she loved him and he understood what a huge breasted playboy model like her goes through like no one else. Yeah right.

 J. Howard Marshall II died in August 1995 at age 90. Anna Nicole Smith claims her husband of barely a year, intended she would receive half of his estimated $1.6 billion estate.

She was 26 when she married Marshall in 1994. He was 89.

His son claimed that over 15 years the father had transferred his holdings to avoid inheritance taxes. Smith testified in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in October that her late husband's son, E. Pierce Marshall, who refuses to give in to what he considers a total farce of a marriage, of defrauding her of between $556 million and $820 million from the Texas oilman's fortune.

When asked about the case Anna Nicole Smith replied. ``I'm trying to get this thing done so I can get back to acting and my career.''

Career? Oh she means all of those cheesy B-movie hacker-slasher soft core porn films she used to do for Cinemax. There is no blow job in the world worth 800 million. If she gets a single dime this will be the biggest out-of-the-park homerun in history. She shouldn’t get a dime on the principle of it all.