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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward

OJ Wants To Prove Once and For All That Bizzaro Simpson Killed Ron and Nicole

OJ Simpson is being real nonchalant about being banned from appearing on Barbara Walters syndicated show. He was going to be a guest on her show not because someone has found this infamous “Bizzaro OJ Simpson” that he claims murdered his ex-wife and Ron Goldman but because O.J. Simpson will go on the Internet next week to field questions from the public and try once again to convince America that he didn't kill his ex-wife and her friend for like around 40 bucks and some change.

"I don't really care," he said. "They invited me to come on. I spoke to Barbara (Walters) just last week. Barbara and I have never had a problem. If there's anything that bothers me about this View thing, it's that when I was first asked to do it, I said, 'Are they sure they want me? That's a show for women,' and they came back and said, 'Oh yes, yes, we want you.' I don't understand it."

Let me explain it to you Juice. They are probably afraid you are going to kill them.

That is just a guess.

Between you getting your ass kicked by your cocaine addict girlfriend
Christine Prody for making her walk all the way home from Pedro Guerrero House after a weekend cocaine binge, and you trying to trademark your name and likeness to sell of all things knives, and you calling up Denise Brown on a TV show and insisting that the reason the two of you never got along was because she wanted to have sex with you, well, you see what I am getting at Juice?


It seems you had beat Nicole down for much less than this shit.

You are about due for a relapse.


source: Associated Press
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