RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| The Infamous Mad Dentist Captured! |
In the city of Chelvabink, the Capital of the Southern Ural, there is a 45 year-old man being held by police on suspicion of being the infamous child molester known as "the Mad Dentist".
Now calling him a "child molester" is a bit misleading unless you are one of those people that take everything literally. Generally speaking, when I hear "child molester" I only think of molesting a child strictly in the sexual sense.
Well, now I am cured. This guy was so fucked up his victims wished he did only make them suck his dick.
What this guy would do is follow unsuspecting children between the ages of 6 to 12 years of age into elevators. Once they were alone in the elevator, he would stop the elevator between floors, inject anesthetic into the kid's gums and then proceed to pull their teeth out of their mouths with a rusty pair of pliers.
In his last attack, the kid's tooth broke while he was trying to remove it. The man then began to take off the boy's boots saying that "one must enter the doctor's room without footwear".
Yeah, he's sane.
After he removed the boy’s shoes, the "Mad Dentist" fled.
This was only the second kid to have an altercation with this lunatic and not have all of his teeth removed.
Another child managed to get away two years earlier before this nut could inject the anesthetic into his gums.
Descriptions of the suspect that police now have in custody are identical to the description of the assailant given by both of these children.
Russian police had been searching for this bastard since 1996 with very little success.
Now they believe they finally have their man.
After police had detained this guy, they immediately searched his apartment, and found a pack of pornographic photos of children.
The suspect, however, strongly denied his guilt and said that he was a law-abiding citizen and a father of two children, though he lives apart from his family.
So he denied it. What the fuck is he supposed to say "damn, I guess you got me?" |
