RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| High School Kid Dumps Older Big Tit Model |
 A 32FF glamour model Jordan was dumped by her teenage high school boyfriend.
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1. When an otherwise normal high school male, without the aid of witchcraft or a CIA manufactured surgically implanted mind control device, voluntarily turns away from a woman like this for any other reason than because he realizes that he is a homosexual?
I know that women have this "thing" about "stroking" their boyfriend's egos but this is ridiculous.
No glamour model should ever give her high school boyfriend five years her junior so much confidence that he actually thinks he can get away with kicking you to the curb.
Her ex-boyfriend Matt Peacock claims that after two months he was totally fed up with her "lifestyle" and frustrated with trying to talk her into getting out of the "business".
He also said he broke up with her because he couldn't trust her.
I don't get it. She is a glamour model. What is there to trust?
So what if she was cheating on you dude?
She is a glamour model. She practically fucks people for a living.
What were you looking for a wife?
Let's start from the beginning. What kind of woman do you think would even consider getting butt naked in front of a camera for a living?
Once you answer that question you should be able to see that if you were in the right mind set it should be easier breaking the sound barrier on a moped than letting a huge tittied glamour model break your heart.
If Jenna Jameson was flying into town every weekend to pick me up from in front of my high school in her Lexus I would've been the fucking second coming of Christ as far as my friends would've been concerned in High School.
If hanging out at my house watching the football games on Sunday meant hanging out with a Jenna Jameson dressed down in a "porn star" t-shirt and sweats cuddled up under me on the couch each week I would've had to charge admission.
Why would I give a shit if she was fucking Charlie Sheen all week?
Ask yourself this; how the fuck do you think she got so good at fucking in the first place?
Fucking her boyfriend every day only makes her good at fucking him.
Glamour models are good at fucking everybody.
That is because they have fucked everybody.
 I am so tired of hearing about guys moving out to LA meeting some porn star/model and then breaking up because they can't get her to give up the business.
This reminds me of those women get are all broken up when they are fucked over by the men they meet on those prison/dating web sites.
He is a convict for crying out loud; of course he robbed you blind. Just like Jordan is a glamour model. Getting angry at her for fucking other men is like getting angry at a dog for barking. That is what dogs do, they bark, that is how they communicate. Sucking dick for a porn star/glamour model is absolutely no different. It's how they communicate.
But this isn't the issue here.
The issue here is how Jordan ever allowed this kid to have the balls to dump her.
I swear to God if I was dating a 400 pound woman with a beard, missing teeth, a false eye and hair growing from the crack of her ass to the middle of her back there wouldn't be a day that would go by that I wouldn't remind her that there was no way in fucking hell that she could do better than me.
Likewise, Jordan should be ashamed of herself.
Tiffany Million's ex-husband Jeff Hickey said it best when he said "Get ready for the nervous breakdowns over stretch marks, yeast infections, and obdurate reviews of her hard looks... Enjoy the erotic tales of sexual abuse by teenage baby-sitters, her mother's boyfriends... Get ready for stories of drug abuse, methamphetamine orgies with wrung out porn stars, and laugh at the celebrity she fucked, just because he was there and she was tipsy."
Read it. Understand it. Leave the glamour models/porn stars to men that can appreciate it. |
