Huge Cloud of Cow Shit Blamed For Hundreds of Thousands of Deaths in Asia
Evidently there is this huge blanket of pollution that scientists have dubbed the "Asian Brown Cloud" that is hovering over South Asia just picking its shots.
Scientists estimate that it is about two miles thick and is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths a year from respiratory disease.
But that doesn't scratch the surface of its powers.
This cloud of black carbon is so dense that it actually reduces the amount of sunlight that reaches the ground by 10 to 15 percent which is cooling the ground while heating the atmosphere and is responsible for flooding in Bangladesh, Nepal and northeastern India, but drought in Pakistan and northwestern India.
So where did this cloud come from you ask? Plastics? Aerosols? Automobile emissions?
Well one major contributor are the 2 billion people in the region cooking meals everyday with cow shit.
Fact: The earth wasn't built to hold 2 billion people congested in an area the size of Texas.
Think about it.
If 2 billion people all farted at the same time they could potentially put out enough methane gas into the atmosphere that if it ignited, would not only scorch the earth but the explosion could potentially have enough energy to push the earth out of its orbit.
That shit ain't natural.
If two billion people all decided they wanted to have the same thing for dinner they could single-handedly place entire breeds of dogs on the endangered species list by morning.
The only positive I can see is that since the lifetime of pollutants is short and they can be rained out, Asians will be forced to use more efficient ways of burning fuel, such as better stoves. They will have no choice but to quit using cow shit to cook with and most importantly, they could create a socio-political environment where a despot could come into come into power, encourage them to take over their neighbors so they can spread the fuck out so maybe the earth can be saved.
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