A commercial satellite is joining the hunt for Noah's Ark.
What's next on the list, the Rainbow Bridge to Asguard?
It must be nice having money.
Satellite intelligence expert Porcher Taylor says that he has spent the last nine years studying Mount Ararat in Turkey to see if there's any evidence that a 500 to 600 foot "bulge" jutting out from a glacier near the summit could be the ark.
Having completely discounted that what is actually jutting out from the glacier is "ice", the remote sensing satellite called Quickbird, which was launched by a company called DigitalGlobe, is giving hope to Jesus freaks all over the world that this could, in fact, be Noah's Ark built to hold two of every single fucking species of animal walking the Earth, at the time of the great flood.
According to someone's version of the Christian Bible, the ark came to rest on Mount Ararat in Turkey.
DigitalGlobe's director of communication Chuck Herring told Discovery News, "Porcher came to us before we launched our satellite and told us about the anomaly on Mount Ararat. He sold me on it. Whether this turns out to be the ark or a rock or whatever, it will be a major victory for the technology. It's like a space-based Indiana Jones."
I will say it again…it sure must be nice to have money.
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