Apparently there are two things you just don't do.
Never tell a professional wrestler that you think wrestling is fake and never ask an astronaut to swear on a bible that he didn't fake the moon landing.
In the first case the professional wrestler is under contractual obligation to slam one of those fake ass aluminum foil garbage cans over his opponents head in the ring; there aren't any conditions in place that make him obligated to recognize such terms with your ass.
Anyway you cut it, whether wrestling is fake or not, that closet homosexual in the fluorescent spandex tights is still 6 foot 8 inches and 425 pounds.
Fake or not, 425 pounds coming down on you from the top rope, even if his knees land on the mat first, the chances of being knocked unconscious and then suffocating beneath one of his titties is extremely probable.
Now there is another given.
You can now add prodding an astronaut with a bible and challenging him to swear on it that the whole moon landing wasn't a fake to the list of things you can't do.
Evidently Buzz Alderin punched some shmuck named Bart Sibrel and ran away after Bart told him he thought the whole moon landing was some fake ass b-movie bullshit and challenged him to swear on a bible that he actually landed on the moon.
According to Buzz's people, Buzz considered being poked with a Bible assault and had to deck the prick to defend himself.
Apparently there are two things you just don't do.
